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Front row seats bitches

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

At the game and we are gonna Midwest like a motherfucker

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Let’s walk around the country

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh no, not a conflict of interest!

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Mods are asleep, post Bearded Data

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I’ve procured tickets to the local semipro baseball team for tomorrow night. La Crosse Loggers Base-Ball, CATCH THE FEVER

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

IYKYK

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Made it to Wisconsin an hour and a half ago and I’ve already eaten 6 different kinds of cheese and 4 different kinds of sausage

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Meet me at Crawford Brew Works in Bettendorf, IA and have a lovely American IPA on a windy day, I’m too tired to kick your ass

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Got to the hotel and there’s this group of people giving off real youth pastor vibes doing that stupid dance Mayor Pete’s supporters did when he ran for president and I want to just slap the shit out of each one

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This guy doesn’t have the juice to run a fuckin gas station let alone an effective opposition party Fucking embarrassing and that’s me saying that EXPECTING him to be a fucking embarrassment

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Christ I drive across the country for a few hours and President Biff Tannen starts bombing Iran to distract from his increasingly unpopular “use masked jackbooted thugs to kidnap people off the streets” program

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Come to the Dry Ground Brewing Company in Paducah, KY for a hard earned IPA and then a hard earned ass kicking

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment