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canucksfan.bsky.social
Canucks fan, arguer of hockey hot takes. Will incessantly reference Simpsons quotes.
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someone make a movie about the fall of the Roman Republic with the musical score set to the Beatles White Album

Fuck Free Bird we're playing Bobcaygeon

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Hopefully Canada beats Russia tonight. #hockey #USA #Canada #nations

So Bill Guerin and all of USA Hockey can eat literal shit forever www.thedailybeast.com/us-hockey-te...

Roy Cohn's three rules, as portrayed by the amazing Jeremy Strong: 1) Attack, attack, attack 2) Admit nothing, deny everything -->trump's "misunderstood" trade war is here 3) No matter what happens, you claim victory and never admit defeat

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JT Miller > Elias Pettersson. You're not winning a Cup with #40 as your offensive engine

No group of losers with a bigger victim mentality than Edmonton / Oilers fans

DUOLINGO NOW IS NOT THE TIME

Internet ban for anyone who's frontal lobe isn't fully developed. 78 years old and still not there? Too bad, go eat glue

Joe Pesci and Daffy Duck give off the same vibe

Apple's new image playground is an amazing feature and I'm only saying that because they've made the animated version of me look pretty hot ngl

After watching both, a Conclave / Challengers double feature would go so hard tbh "After health concerns, a power struggle emerges between key players" 📽️ #filmsky

Great to see that the PWHL ramped up their production quality this season. Also everyone should be cheering for the Victoire tbh: best name, best jerseys, best logo, best player

That Lola Young song? Absolutely insane, best OAT

Glad to see @sportsnetpr.bsky.social on bluesky so I can have another platform to tell them to stop shoving Luke gazdic on Canucks broadcasts Y'all putting him on a smaller table so he can be on a panel with himself during Canucks intermissions, this feels personal 😩

Today's the 20th anniversary of the Spongebob SquarePants movie and I'm feeling pretty emotional about it tbh

Thankful to have another platform where I can continue to complain that luke gazdic should be nowhere near a hockey panel for the rest of eternity

Hockey bluesky needs the 🐐 Elliotte Friedman to make the jump over here tbh

Threads is for people who hate Elon but are okay with Zuck and just love those meme posts from corporate accounts

Twitter really said party's over lmao 😭

when bluesky allows videos and I can hear Daniel Craig tell me it's the weekend

am I the first Canucks fan on this app?