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captainhoneydew.bsky.social
Just a black nerd trying to exist in the world. https://www.youtube.com/@captainhoneydew7780 https://www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew https://captainhoneydew.com/
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Join me at 8pm for some Minecraft-y nonsense! #blackskygamers #twitch www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

It's been a while since I played Pokémon Crystal. Let's see if we can get back into it. www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

At 7pm EST, let's go back to Shepherd's Glen and all the jank it entails. www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew #twitch #blackskygamers

1. Dat voice doe 2. Legit, one of the artists for Crash 4 said (paraphrased), "We accidentally made him too handsome so we gave him goofy expressions." INTENTIONAL GLOW-UP CONFIRMED

6pm EST, we ONCE AGAIN try to go into Shepherd's Glen. If that don't work, probably Terraria or some shit. Fingers crossed! #twitch #blackskygamers www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

Give me a minute, the game is shitting itself.

At 7PM EST, we journey back into Silent Hill! ...Or is it Shepherd's Glen? I don't fuckin' know. SH: Homecoming! #twitch #blackskygamers www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

7:30pm EST. No plan, and so we donk. Maybe something else afterward idfk #blackskygamers #donkeykong64 #randomizer www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

At 6pm EST, we gonna donk randomly. #twitch #blackskygamers www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

At 7:30 EST, WE BOUTTA STEAL STUFF #twitch #blackskygamers www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

GODDAMMIT I LIKED THE GARLIC STEAKBURGER

More Stick of Truth at 5pm EST! Hopefully, we don't get ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ 🎀 𝒷𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑒𝒹 🎀 ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ for all the nakedness we're about to see. #blackskygamers #twitch www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

No stream tonight, mateys. Not really feelin' it. More Stick of Truth tomorrow!

I'm so sorry. youtube.com/clip/UgkxUa8...

My Animal Crossing island is a MESS. Time to clean up...at 5:30 EST. www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew #blackskygamers #twitch

At 7pm EST, shit gets weird in South Park. In other news, water makes things wet. #blackskygamers #twitch www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew

GOSH AND GOLLY FUCKING GEE I WONDER WHY

Me: Okay, we’re at the gate. Pat: Oh, and there’s the plane! Me: Nice. Pat: Hey, you can see the pilots through the window in there early. Me: Oh, really? Pat: Yeah, you can also see them start to gonna jerk each other off a little bit! Everyone around us: 🤭 Me: 🤦‍♀️

At 6pm EST, Gruntilda's getting this work! And then we head on down to South Park and have ourselves a time. www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew #blackskygamers #twitch

. FYI: The collective noun is "a feculence of incels."

Canary Mary got the work. Gruntilda then gave ME the work.

Join me at 7pm EST for some more Banjo-Tooie! CANARY MARY IS GETTING THIS WORK www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew #blackskygamers #twitch

They Cloned Tyrone. I mean, if we waited 9 months maybe- fuck it, it makes no sense.

No stream tonight, mateys. Hopefully, I'll be feeling up to it tomorrow afternoon.

Definitely Wilt. He's so adorable.

Parent came and sat down next to me with her coughing ass toddler. Me & my coat & purse:

First of all, "an steroid." Second of all, please.

Streaming Banjo-Tooie! www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew #blackskygamers

I'm gonna get my ass eaten by mutant sharks, and not in the fun way. Resident Evil at 7:30pm est! www.twitch.tv/capthoneydew #blackskygamers

How I'm walking into Black History Month.

"onion PoWdeR? THAts tOO sPICy!!"

Shameless plug! I've got more stuff popping off on my Youtube and Twitch, so check those out if you're interested. #blackskygamers youtube.com/clip/Ugkx4Ok...

Welp. I'm here. Let's see what's going on.