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captainphantom.bsky.social
AnCom weirdo. Alcoholic extraordinaire. He/him.
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Just call me 'Snow Patrol'.

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🏴‍☠️

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This is who runs this account

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The champagne of intercourse. 🍾

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Wisdom. 😏

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Rewatched Constantine (2005) and aged 20 years when Lizard Milk was on shelves. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this 🤚

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🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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Gacha roulettes are a special Hell.

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Is it pronounced "Gay Pride" or "Gape Ride"?.... 🤔

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Reprehensible type shit.

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Hilarious. Really.

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I would love to play and do art

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Every single one.

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The iniquity.

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There are too many 'load', 'mount' and 'press' puns to know where to start.

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☣️

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A docent of drunken dozing, really.

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𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎.

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Real 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌.

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Degenerates like me, up on a cross:

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Labor is entitled to all it creates. Feel free to choke corporations with lolligagging on the clock.

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Going to make a fold or break and fold. 😤

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"It's high -goon-."

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Pucker up, pigs. 🚨

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💚

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𝙀𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 𝙄𝙎𝙍𝘼𝙀𝙇

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𝗘𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗽 𝖊𝖝𝖙𝖗𝖆 𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖕.

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In the name of the 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍, punish the fuck out of your liver.

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Scaring the hoes? I'm not dynamic enough for that.

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"All they wanna do is throw you in a jail cell, so might as well raise hell" Seen in Dallas, Texas

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Handle with care.

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Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

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😉

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Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

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