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This thread took me out, because even though I was spared this as a teen I was swept up in this as a younger kid. I had just finished 5th grade. LOOK AT THESE SHOULDER PADS, brooch, opaque tights, office worker flats 😭

I went to make myself a lunch salad, but ran out of lettuce in my fridge. Luckily, the lettuce I planted in my garden is flourishing and there was a break in thunderstorms Mission accomplished

If you shaved my hair all the way down to the scalp, you might still see the dent from falling off the monkey bars. But you know what, knowing everything I know know with time travel ability…I’d do it again 🤷🏽‍♀️

My AC has been set to 75 and been chugging without ceasing for DAYS. I don’t even want to see my next electric bill. It’s about to give gas bill during Winter Vortex vibes

Post the same actor in two roles to show their range The KING of range, Giancarlo Esposito in ‘School Daze’ & ‘Breaking Bad’

Finally below 80 after dusk, so I took my dog on a walk rather than just backyard breaks. She is KNOCKED OUT. She needed that

My sister: hey, what are you doing? Me: just paused a Patti LaBelle song, what’s up? Sis: … Sis: is Dolly Parton next on the playlist? Me: YOU DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING Sis: … Me: it’s on shuffle, so maybe

Idk who needs to hear this, but I was getting frustrated with the lack of tone of my inner thighs while the rest of me legs were shaping up. I started doing leg lifts in this position and…problem solved. It was such a tiny thing to add it, but yields great results

Any of my followers have some basic landscaping knowledge? I want to just put down some walkway pavers and throw some wildflower seeds where my grass grows because I think mowing is stupid. Will I need to dig up all the grass first?

Man, people laugh at me when I tell them I won’t rent one of those scooters and I’d rather just walk a few miles. I’ll just risk the regular kinds of injuries that I’m used to 😂 www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...

Happy Thursday and “we’re only going to be in the high 80s today” to all who are celebrating

So, I had a vivid dream about having to go to a dance tonight. I woke up wondering why my hair appointment isn’t on my calendar and how I’d get to my aunt’s house (who lives several states aware) before remembering I’m an adult who doesn’t just go to dances. The human brain is so weird

I watched all 3 episodes of Ironheart and I’m excited to see what happens next. E3 made me remember the hubris of youth, I’ll I’m going to be patient with RiRi

Fun fact: my god son learned to make calls from his mom’s favorites I learned this because he just called me to ask me what I was doing, being a toddler seems like it’s so much fun. All vibes

I need to make some single and lightly-irresponsible friends. I don’t have anyone to whom I’d extend an invite, but that’s not going to stop me from a little Tuesday waterfront dinner

*leash, stupid autocorrect!!!!

For heat dome reasons, I haven’t been able to walk my very large and unenthusiastic-for-exercise dog. For rabbit making a nest in my backyard reasons, I haven’t been able to let her out on her own in the backyard. I have to use a lease in my own backyard to prevent heat stroke and bunny slaughter

Healthy me is always in charge of grocery shopping. Never any chips in this house when Snack me shows up

Put them in some Big Girl pots. I’ll move them into their rightful place tomorrow. Heavy ass plants

You ever accidentally come across horror & can’t forget it? I started Hereditary w/o knowing what it was about and watched it until THAT SCENE, I’ve been haunted by it for years. I was terrorized when I saw flies near my outdoor trash can today because I thought about that movie. Anywho, I’m scared

Ai CaN dO tHe JoBs oF tEn PeOpLe. It can’t even do the job of one student research assistant

Hey guys, if you’re in Cleveland I’m going to go see this amazing author who wrote The Framed Women of Ardemore House, one of my favorite reads this year. Event information for Saturday is below. If we’re mutuals, send me a DM and we can meet IRL macsbacks.com/event/2025-0...

Exactly, because counterpoint: they just made that up!