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For your viewing pleasure: Kitten chewing on toes, Crica 2024

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

submitted 139 days ago • 624 comments

My anxiety hearing one more news story

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

dear satan, please fix the vibes. thanks! xx

submitted 142 days ago • 2 comments

There is still beauty in this world

submitted 142 days ago • 1420 comments

I can’t even look at the news today but this is about where I’m at. Artist credit: Liberal Jane

submitted 154 days ago • 69 comments

The gospel according to Saint Mariann

submitted 156 days ago • 323 comments

Your dog-tor is ready for you. Please provide payment in the form of cheese upon completion of your appointment.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

out of office isn't enough i need to hibernate for 800 years

submitted 163 days ago • 40 comments

The day I admit I’m lactose intolerant will be a cold day in hell. Catch me with a blizzard in one hand and a chai latte in the other ✌️

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

"Prepare your senses for the ultimate harvarti party, a fromage fest, an un-brie-lievable gouda time!" - me, putting out a sleeve of pre-sliced cheese and box of gluten-free crackers

submitted 164 days ago • 58 comments