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captmandrake.bsky.social
'Merican in Switzerland. Former Moscovite. The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle.
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Your capacity to love, stand tall, and peacefully take no shit unnerves them

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Worker to ICE agent at a workplace raid: “And here’s my bag of f*cks.”

submitted 6 days ago • 991 comments

It's not 'fat', it's the food I've befriended along the way

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

submitted 13 days ago • 234 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 13 days ago • 1695 comments

Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

submitted 15 days ago • 94 comments

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him? KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

submitted 15 days ago • 1575 comments

Why hit the gym to relieve stress when you can just hit the people who cause the stress and avoid the gym altogether?

submitted 19 days ago • 32 comments

Me sliding into a four day weekend with minimal human contact.

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts.

submitted 21 days ago • 337 comments