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It’s Sir Kylie Minogue’s Birthday💋

Hello Newskies! To be clear this is the only “X” we will recognize

Kylie Minogue is punk rock

Kylie Minogue go on Hot Ones

I’ve had a couple white claws & saving a draft of my manifesto for the local network news to read after I s****** b*** a p*lice st*tion in the event that any corporate entity augments that way I listen to Kylie Minogue🫶

Putting out a zine that is just a list of my favorite Kylie Minogue songs

WILD KYLIE SIGHTING

Kylie Minogue can do FM, but Donald Fagen could not do “Padam Padam”

When you’re a top listener of Kylie Minogue, you get a special thank you message from her! I think Steve Albini would do the same were he not dead 😞

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Pimp My Parents

Thinking about going to sleep. I’m talkin fully under some covers.

I think it’s cool that the block button is so strong for me on bsky and little sadboy lib politicians can’t use it because they’ll get in trouble for blocking shitposters posting pig poop ball at them bc they voted to confirm rfk & bombing hospitals in Gaza lol

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MATCH GAME 74: Anne Meara (stiller & meara, steve’s mom from sex & the city) bungled up by showing her answer too soon and they had to throw the question out, making Match Game herstory

Did I hear “close 18th St to car traffic permanently”?

Watching the year 2000 episode of The Price Is Right with Aaron Paul on it

Jeremy Renner doing his best Charles Grodin impression in Ghost Protocol >>>>>>>>

Leave It In Beaver

He’s running

My body isn’t keeping the score. It’s just having fun out there dawg

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