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I thought I wanted to be President, but it turns out I just really like an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk. Script Sup (871), ADHD, Auntie, possibly three raccoons in a trench coat.
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GUYS. SYNTHWAVE IS TRENDING. I don’t know what this means except that my musical obsession from like 15 years ago is popular with the tiktok kids? What is happening? And do they know about Hotline Miami?!

Strands #453 “And here's the kicker ...” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵

Hey instead of upending wheelchairs to see if people are scamming you why don’t you try to get the film industry back in this country or better yet fall in a big smooth-walled hole

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

Honestly, this has merit.

This week I discovered that the personal hold music that I usually sing in my when I’m tasking is no longer inside my head. Had 2 zoom calls where I was like “let me find my page -*random singing*” Everybody thought it was charming.

I live in a 350 square foot apartment but I have a kitchen island in wheels that doubles as my work station. This year it lost its magic. Now, I turn it 90 degrees to face a different window when i work and its like an all new office and my adhd brain is appeased.

The Polite Society twist is intense.

It’s time for Israel to halt its war of devastation in Gaza | Ehud Olmert

I kinda wish my family tried arranged marriaging me. Dating is so hard. They should have just brought me to some kind of mixer or whatever.

It just seems like the thing should happen already.

I amplify irish perspectives on Gaza, and Jewish perspectives on Gaza- specifically anti-war Israelis. I do not choose to amplify Zionists. I have 2 old high school friends who only share Zionist propaganda from Jewish Americans. Their reality is so distorted.

The only thing I miss about Twitter is that I followed Katy O’Brian’s partner and she just always posted lovely things about how much she adored Katie and how proud she was and how hot her wife is. And it was just nice to see somebody being in love with their spouse on the daily.

My favorite part if Mission Impossible was the part where a bunch of white men are yelling at Angela Bassett to DO THE THING and then she’s like “Why the hell am I listening to these jackasses?”

Mother Eagle (Sing Me Alive) consistently brings tears to my eyes. Thank you, I’m With Her, for writing such deep and beautiful music.

mission Impossible 8 is very entertaining! It is DRAMA and full of ACTION and is absolutely ridiculous. The sub scene is phenomenal. Hannah Waddingham. Gratuitous aircraft carrier shots cause the US Navy loves Tom Cruise. The plot is definitely secondary.

Was pfaffing about in the garden doing a light pruning of the completely overgrown bougainvillea in my driveway when my LANDLORD shows up to do a BIG prune of the vines. So now theres 0 flowers left. And I had to swap to weeding the driveway to make use of the body doubling energy. And now what?

Think id struggle less with revenge bedtime procrastination if I just had a nice man to snuggle with for a bit and then could send him back to his side of the manor for sleeping.

I wonder if they’d feel the need to use AI to make their “art” if they had learned any creative skills in school. What did the defunding of public arts education due to a generation of humans to make them decide AI was the answer?

It’s understandable when you realize they’re envious. Even with all the money, all the privilege, the opportunity, their daddy’s money can’t buy talent. They hate us cause they ain’t us, as the saying goes. So they seek to destroy us.

WEEKEND RANT: Even if the tariffs are reversed, we have blown it. Who wants to do business with us? Why would we plan for a product (or a crop) a year out when it all can turn on a dime? I've said this before: Trade reform would be welcome. This is not reform. This is a series of tantrums.

Can somebody in the military parade just… take care of things?

Can’t he just implode already?! And also every single man involved in project 2025. And doubly so for the women.

Trickle Down economics means everyone who wasnt already rich ends up crying in their car because they can’t afford this week’s groceries.

Sunday Golf ran a 15% sale on golf bags for mothers day. Their father’s day sale is 20%. 🙃

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane? Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of… Flight attendant: The pilots want to know about marine CO₂ removal and its role as a climate solution. Me: AT LAST!

I have two friends working on a huge movie right now and i’m not allowed to go visit them at work and that is very annoying. I should be able to show up to the sony lot with cookies.

I really don't care, do you?

I think the eustachian tube dysfunction i have is hormonal. Apparently perimenopause is just when your entire body stops functioning.

"It's very sad that the U.S. is no longer within the group of countries who want to help make the world a better place," said Barbara Stocking of Britain, the chair of the Panel for a Global Public Health Convention, an independent group focused on pandemic prevention.”

I saw a long, beautiful, bright white shooting star while enjoying dinner with my friend on my patio, in front of my little fire. That was so lovely.

Desperately want strawberry shortcake. Desperately do not want to make it.

Absolutely. When the robot overlords make the Matrix to plug our brains into, can they please do this part of Peak American Aesthetic?

Fantastic thread.