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Vinny do you think the death of culture is upon us? ► youtu.be/wIMBWfo8qUQ

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*beastie boys voice* mike shinoda

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labeler that shows your credit score

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your local mall is so good bro

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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

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I love how Kathy Hocul says Brad Lander

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no two kaitlyns spell their name the same

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Andy “horse fucker” Ogles is a racist, fascist, white supremacist who ate his stillborn child instead of burying them in a gofundme garden. he will ruin the state of Tennessee by cumming all over confederate monuments. which is why im calling for him to be subject of denaturalization proceedings

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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

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Can anybody help identify this bird that just flew over me?

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i think i would take the hysteria over mamdani’s ability to govern more seriously if half these people hasn’t endorsed eric adams

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haven’t seen my gym crush in a while she must be having Sex with her Husband

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anti semitism is such fucking peasant behavior like learn how to read bro

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when the shwag hits

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Here's the ultra-short read on the Mamdani logo design www.gq.com/story/zohran...

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1 bedroom. beautiful view. no amenities. $2000/month

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I’m Local Contratian

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Me trying to save a toddler from getting run over by a PRIDE float (I wasn’t fast enough)

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yeah I'm GOTH gobblin on this hotdog

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Parasites of the Illiterati

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Sabrina Carpenter holding a gun will never NOT be funny

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imagine finding out the us bombed iran on the chili’s table tablet

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what this has done to my mind is probably not far from what it would feel like to contemplate cthulhu if he were real

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By bombing a middle eastern country for no reason, Trump cements his legacy as a traditional Republican. by David Brooks

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Interviewer: what's your favorite thing about pirates? Me: my favorite thing is that they follow the Pirate's Code. Interviewer: I think that concludes our interview. We will let you know in the next week or so. Do you have any questions for me? Me: what is your favorite thing about pirates?

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New Legislation Frees Up President To Do Pretty Much Anything, Really theonion.com/congres...

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texting resistbot "are you mad at me"

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@anyaustin.bsky.social you're just my GOAT man

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everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now

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2nd favorite name of card behind "Comeuppance"

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I missed my computer bro

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If I could convince him, if he doesn’t see it, then maybe it doesn’t exist I think he’s onto me every time I say I’m over that son of a bitch

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if you see this, quote with an energy you bring to BlueSky

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The sushi supply chain is highly standardized and more or less the same for all sushi restaurants except the highest end omakase joints, so it’s optimal to go for the places with the cheapest fish by volume

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read receipts off? pussy

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Elon installing a dozen more illegal gas turbines around Memphis in a vain attempt to make Grok more racist online when in reality it will actually make Grok more racist in real life

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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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the pope is setting the church up to make catholics pick a side, and good for it, what’s the point of being the pope if you can’t flex political and theological muscle

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fent

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