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Look I'm not saying astrology is real but I think it's statistically unlikely that we've had 14 Leos as Pope and no Virgos

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

submitted 63 days ago • 522 comments

In 4 years another Democrat is going to come in and clean up this fucking mess and these poll numbers won't have moved an inch because the median American voter is the dumbest godforsaken motherfucker to have ever lived.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

submitted 67 days ago • 5281 comments

Seeing a lot of people unfairly comparing current events to Idiocracy and I would just like to remind y'all that President Camacho knows he's dumb and seeks out the smartest man in America to help him fix the country, then listens to that man's suggestions www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZO...

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

At this point Donald Trump has cost me more in under 3 months than I paid in taxes across 3 years under Biden.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

If you're scooping up students off the street for writing op-eds, you're secret police, and should be treated accordingly.

submitted 75 days ago • 101 comments

Many years ago, some friends and I participated in a Red-Team Blue-Team spy exercise sponsored by DHS. Under the codename "Felicity", I infiltrated the enemy team's group chat, allowing our team to monitor their comms, steal their intel and assets, and send them on wild goose chases.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah but like what about her emails though?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

submitted 79 days ago • 1156 comments

I am a relatively well-off straight cis white man who was born in the United States. I have about as much privilege as one can have without being a multi-millionaire. And if Donald Trump wanted me to wake up in a slave labor camp in El Salvador tomorrow, I wouldn't get a trial or even a lawyer.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Raise your hand if your investment losses under 7 weeks of the Trump administration have been higher than an entire year of taxes under the Biden administration ✋

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

There's something even more maddening than usual about watching this cheap, pampered little thug presuming to lecture a guy who's worth 50 of him.

submitted 101 days ago • 67 comments

This form will not accept "Dec 13, 1989" as a valid input, but wants you to type "12/13/1989" and then will silently convert the content of the field to "Dec 13, 1989" for you. UX engineers will never see the gates of heaven.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Took less than an hour from start to finish to file my taxes today, and 28 minutes from e-filing to my returns being accepted. God bless the American heroes at the IRS.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 112 days ago • 1053 comments

Why are Trump and Musk taking all the eggs away?

submitted 114 days ago • 60 comments

In retrospect I may have given Orson Scott Card and Peter Wiggin too much shit for the whole "if a teenager blogs well enough they'll give him government power" concept

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

mr milchick this, mr milchick that, okay mark s. how about you focus on finding yourself a mrs milf chick?

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

A fun part of winter is when you walk up to your desk, touch it, and get a static shock so bad your monitor goes blank for a moment.

submitted 123 days ago • 240 comments

welp

submitted 125 days ago • 195 comments

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

submitted 125 days ago • 1730 comments

Fuck it, 2025 is the year of being unabashedly horny on main. "But what if my friends find out I like attractive women?" listen to yourself you coward. The Vice President follows literal Nazis on main, now shut up and tap the ❤️ button under that unusually skimpy cosplay.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Oh noooo did someone share your private data with someone else I'm so sooooorryy Mr. The Facebook.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

How is "based on no information, I suspect this is the fault of a minority" different from racism?

submitted 131 days ago • 9 comments

Cook those fucking frauds

submitted 130 days ago • 7 comments

HARD TIMES create DEMOCRATS DEMOCRATS create GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES create REPUBLICANS REPUBLICANS create HARD TIMES

submitted 215 days ago • 10 comments

She's running.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

We're ten days into the second Trump administration, he pardoned 1500 Nazi brownshirts, the gestapo is asking elementary school kids to show their papers, he fake revoked a constitutional amendment, they're turning gitmo into a concentration camp, planes are falling out of the sky, and eggs cost $16

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

THIS IS A CONCENTRATION CAMP DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET

submitted 131 days ago • 20 comments

Concentration camps preceded extermination camps by several years. They began in Germany just as administratively, just as innocuously, as this. It's important to understand the historical track we are on.

submitted 131 days ago • 105 comments