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Nerd. Communist. She/They, My Knees Hurt. LGBT & Kink Positive. Better than Crimson Skylar at Battletech. Romanticizing Melancholic Solitude
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"May I have your name?" the faerie said. "William," she said with a smile. "Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!" "Thank you," she said. "To win it back, you must- what?" "I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."

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I just opened a new bag of dishwasher detergent and one of my cats is very insistent on taking the Tide Pod Challenge.

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One of the best things about social media is seeing all the clever puns people do with their names.

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Also I'm not weird enough. You're going to have to go deeper.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I am so so tired of living by "There is honor in the struggle." Just fucking once, I'd appreciate a win.

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I love it when there's non-diagetic music with lyrics in films. It's so tacky.

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I'm not someone to be ashamed of.

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Showing off my pictures of meals and painted minis like a pigeon leading you to a 'nest' consisting of 4 twigs, two nickels, and a Snickers wrapper.

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Corporal Pinkerton is a stone cold blooded warrior, and has more courage in his little finger than I have in my whole body.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Oh I'm properly proud of this one.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Super Polydactyl Kitten Padme Allosaurus enjoys a good cuddle.

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Heyyyy buddy.

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Me: "Cyrus Alexander Grappling Hook,you stop eating plastic." The Boy: "How bout I do, anyways."

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Distant clouds ignite. For a fleeting instant: joy. Then the thunder hits.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Happiness is getting to see a big fucking locomotive.

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Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

submitted 14 days ago • 257 comments

Inside your museum there are two wolves...

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Hey do you want to make a silly little island and then put down cute lil villages and then run trains between them and then play with your little model railroad? Then you too may enjoy this adorable game about ignoring the inevitable crushing weight of the future! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZgE...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Look I know this would never cut it in the age of onlyFans, eGirls, and iLadys, but I'm a millennial so you're getting a bathroom more selfie from a bone-weary-kind-of-tired milf.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

God, fuck, this one hurts. Our society is so casually and easily cruel.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I hurled at work today and stalls over, someone just shouted "Girl same."

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Hadn't lost the Morning Yak Game in a while. Being human sucks.

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I'm so glad this turned out good. Hoping for lots more!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You know what? I don't care if it is Copaganda. Patlabor Fucks.

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So there's this girl sitting two rows in front of me who has spent the entire shift playing online card games. I went over before taking my break and was like "hey just so you know the cards are a lot less subtle than you might think." She was like "what cards?"

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Yesterday was a Hobby Day so today I am rocking the Warhammicure: Super glue, 3 primers, and Lead Belcher.

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