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i got back to room 46 in blue prince and y'know, the whole "find my secret room and you'll inherit the house" scheme makes a lot less sense when you walk into said secret room and realize there are windows in the room that are easily visible from outside, all you'd have to do is walk around back

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i took that quiz and... yeah. yeah that fits.

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"IF THE THREE STOOGES WERE STILL ALIVE TODAY"

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There’s always been something about how absolutely demented the original Bowser sprite looks that will never not be funny to me ✏️👑🐢👹

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ooooooh the donut shop near me just started selling kolaches, i am in danger

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me, playing blue prince: aheheheh i have so many gold and gems, i will draft a freezer to save them for tomorrow! none can match my intelligence! me, immediately drafting a furnace and walking in only for my frozen assets to unfreeze: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bdH...

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somebody needs to make an android alarm app that both allows you to fully customize the alarm sound and isn't a piece of shit riddled with pointless ads

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rolled credits on blue prince last night! didn't expect that run to become the one but i got insanely lucky with item drops. still haven't unlocked everything (because i can't get a fucking pump and boiler room in the right configuration to save my life) but i'm goin for 100 on this one

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[dracula flow] i stepped in the same river twice. it was the same river, and i was the same motherfucking man

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in a just society writing for the nyt would mark you for death

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shirou, scrolling through contrived situation bdsm images: I could save her. I could save her. I could save her. I could save her. hard cut to archer doing the same: couldn't save her. couldn't save her. saving her would doom someone else to her fate. couldn't save her.

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Listen to your mother, Cloud... I owe everything I have to MY mother's watchful eye... and swift hand. Oh... there's mother now. Watching me... what's that mother? Why I have a RIGHT to be here. It's soldier business. Mother, that Shinra Suit doesn't fit me anymore!

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in celebration of mother's day, i'm running a special limited time offer where all you have to do is like this post and i'll come impregnate you

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anybody else ever have days where you got no sleep but also have nothing at all to do so you just spend the day in a state of mild delirium where you wind up jerking off every half hour for reasons even you don't really know

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playing blue prince and i'm digging its whole deal, i stumbled on this little dude running on a wheel eternally and felt kinda bad for him though

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Lucaesar femdom #ZZZ

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remember at your peril, forget the ones you can

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jason mantzoukas in the new taskmaster season is an absolute delight, we're two episodes in and i'm so invested in seeing him finally get on the roof by the end of the series that i swear i'll fly to england and punch alex horne in the face if he doesn't get to

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listening to the new vi seconds and i legit yelled out loud at the fuckin spirit bomb bar "y'all be fiends for the smoke, i leave no hope for the enemies two arms up like 'earth, gimme your energy'" and i'm doing the fucking supa hot fire reaction face

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just started reading murcielago based on a tumblr rec and i'm immediately glad i did

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Pope Leo XIV with an Expanded Free Trial Which You Can Play Through The Entirety of A Realm Reborn and The Award-winning Heavensward Expansion Up to Level 60 for Free With No Restrictions on Playtime

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is this good

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"Here Mike, this will explain everything..." #fanart #art #darkseed2

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can we just for once be mad about trans people getting fucked over yet again without bending over backwards to lick the boots of every queer person who ever """"served"""

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Introducing my Ready Player One-inspired 2000s webcomic tale, Two Peeps and a Seat

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