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Zoloft and Zoflora are not 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 same 👏🏼

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Rewatching Squid Game S1E1 and THEY DID NOT JUST advertise horse racing to me in the ad break 💀💀

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Was looking for the tweet where the trains were delayed for the “wrong kind of sun” but found people actUALLY QUESTIONING THE SUN *This was by no means the only one

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If I buy a bar shelf, it’s gonna spark joy when I’m chilling on the sofa. If I buy fancy zippy bedding, it’s gonna spark joy when I’m chilling in bed. 👍🏻 Bar shelf ❤️ Cosy bedding 😃 Money is a construct, buy both and be broke

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What kinda curse do you have if you can think of really cool premises for stories but no ideas for actual plot?

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So, like, do I get paid at midnight orrrrr

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Going to a conference tomorrow but I don’t know if it will be theatre setup or classroom or banquet, which means I don’t know if I want to take notes on my laptop or iPad or on paper and dammit the tism is exhausting

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Espresso ❌ Espresso macchiato ✅

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Mi amore Mi amore Espresso macchiato macchiato macchiato Per favore

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I’m assuming pronouncing it as “haitch” isn’t a protected characteristic.

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Sparky rang me earlier through his watch while he was in the car and I answered on my watch at home in my kitchen. We’re really living in the future.

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You’re so concerned with not sharing your bathroom with AMAB transwomen that we’re now sharing it with people who identify as male!! I know who I would rather share with.

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Transwomen are women. Transmen are men. I am non binary. Feel like there’s no one out there that agrees with me anymore 💔

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I cannot emphasise enough how much I am not going with the flow. I will build a dam before I go with the flow.

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I love how in German, if you want to tell someone you don’t like something, the “nicht” goes at the end of the sentence, like you’re saying “I like your hair…not”

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When I was 12, I learnt the 5 question words in German using the weird Floop guy song from Spy Kids, and it’s still how I work it out 17 YEARS LATER

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Pro tip: Launch your chaotic product ideas on April Fools Day to see which ones are actually winners in disguise - you won’t ruin your industry reputation, you’ll get praise for being hot on the internet trends

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I’ve started TikTok with my kitten (it’s @demeterthecat btw) and I’m CONFLICTED by this monetisation 🧵

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Love that in Italian the non-emergency medical number is uno uno uno

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Watching Adolescence… Some teenager: the kidney bean emoji mean incel Me: we have a kidney bean emoji? I’m now ready to accept that I’m going to be THIRTY this year and no longer will be up to date with the “youth”

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Is there anything more demoralising than having a 7 letter word in Scrabble but nowhere to put it on the board 💆‍♀️

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I couldn’t see how bad it was until

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[Radio competition] DJ: You’ve just won £1000! Me, listening: Ooh good prize, especially on a Friday. DJ: Worth of vouchers Me: Oh okay, still good, bet it’s Amazon or something DJ: To spend at ASDA.

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The craziest thing about the Belle Gibson story is that the journalist couldn’t believe she was an emo-goth skateboarder when she was a teenager.

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Petition to bring in the SuperReject. Opposite of a SuperSwipe. Someone you don’t want to match with so much that it sends them a message letting them know.

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That classic debate, is it loud in here or am I just autistic?

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TikTok is going to have so many cups of tea in the background soon

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The radio just stopped All Saints, Never Ever MID VERSE to put on Bruno Mars, Marry You.

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Meta ads targeting thinking I’m a CEO is a strange compliment I wasn’t expecting in 2025

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Currently shouting “I need a new bra” into my phone in the hopes that I’ll get the advert I’m looking for pop back up again.

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There’s only one Nessa guys

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Trying to sing along to the “mingle game” song from Squid Game. Omg. I’ve never seen Korean words written in the Latin alphabet before. They’re the longest things I’ve ever seen.

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Imagine being the one to go viral for “say it louder for the people in the back”. Did they get royalties?

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Every time I see Saoirse Ronan on an interview, it’s always someone asking about Irish names - she’s a literal saint to answer these questions time and time again

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Listening again to “Sixteen Going On Seventeen” and dammit, Rolf was a red flag even before he joined the Nazis.

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So many “Am I Being Unreasonable” boards… why are so many of us unaware when we are being unreasonable?

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Was going to post this dramatically, but I need to reframe before I put more shii into the world. Focus on the friends that remember you. Even if it’s just one. They matter so much more than anyone you thought was your friend but it turns out you weren’t theirs. They matter so much more.

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