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There's a pet psychic who got called out on Tiktok for being a fraud (getting every detail of the pet owner's life wrong) and the pet psychic responded saying that the pets must have been lying to her

submitted 12 days ago • 58 comments

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

submitted 25 days ago • 780 comments

I know it's not the most important thing here but this story also corroborates one of my biggest theories about these tech guys: they do zero hours of work in a day. They do no work no matter how much they claim to work 14 hours a day. They're just on their phones.

submitted 27 days ago • 61 comments

We accidentally grew a wall of azaleas #bloomscrolling

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Utah is also known for its soda culture 😬

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

This is beside the point, but putting my mouth on any part of the fake mug would be a sensory nightmare

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

We can upload 3 minute videos now. YOU KNOW THE RULE

submitted 75 days ago • 183 comments

KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

submitted 86 days ago • 766 comments

A moose had a cameo in my dream last night and I have to believe that’s due to @theferocity.bsky.social’s moose content

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument. (Scroll down.)

submitted 100 days ago • 510 comments

“Hey babe, need anything from the harmacy?”

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to use one of the four (4!) plush blankets in my office but my dog insists on laying on them like the Princess and the Pea

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Clearly, this was a global issue.

submitted 146 days ago • 89 comments

LOOK AT THIS TIT

submitted 158 days ago • 289 comments

Wait I only saw the Paul Morton half of this thread 😭 I didn’t know it started with His Royal Hairless 💀

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

One on hand, turning every aspect of a game into an ad is 🙄. On the other, hearing “that’s another Carolina All-American Heating & Air sack for soldiers” is deeply funny

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

I simply will never look at my watch and say “yes, I will take a brisk 24-minute walk” to close that ring at 8 PM

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments