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I think I might have been at that?

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Soren never misses

looks like he’s hoarding sausages. Respect.

So good!

You bet your ass there will be alloys involved

THIS

omg 🎯

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

It’s actually insane that there’s an argument happening here over whether the plane grift is “corruption” What are we even doing?

happy mother's day

#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

Show some respect! I mean, if Trump really did stop Thanos we should be eternally grateful 🙏

Take a picture

NEWS: San Antonio Spurs guard Stephon Castle has been named the '24-'25 Rookie of the Year, beating out Zaccharie Risacher and Jaylen Wells.

Love a cactus in bloom!

Oh Pam, my child. If only. If. Only. We would all love that actually! It’s a quite popular position. One teeny tiny catch… no asterisk on the words “no one”*. Thanks for your attention to this important matter.

Know your history

100% would drive

What an absolutely STUNNING noodle

Very informative chart from Washington Post

Kurt Vonnegut man

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Big FINAL SALE energy 😬

Everybody needs to chill, just buy a Made in USA Nintendo as god intended and get over it

Tough talk but hard to argue against

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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

How can we be sure this Wisconsin thing wasn’t stolen? I guess we’ll just never know…

Rest in peace, legend

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Oh man I rocked the herbal essence