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Looking forward to digging into Things Become Other Thing by @craigmod.com. Got it a couple of weeks ago but it’s been a crazy time of year.

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

So over for you hoes

I asked ChatGPT to roast me… and ouch. This would be great for Vicious Mockery. You’ve got the confidence of a bard with no charisma modifier, swaggering into a tavern thinking you’re the main quest when you’re barely an unmarked side objective.”

Good morning ppl! I am super fired up and pissed today. Before I get to my damn rant, yesterday the VA launched a snitch line. [email protected] Spam the fuck out of this…

Stayed up way too late last night watching the first three episodes of #Andor Season 2. My gosh. That was so worth the wait. There are some scenes in Episodes 2 & 3 that I never imagined we’d see. That’s my only spoiler. I can’t believe we basically get FOUR movies over the next few weeks. Insane.

Cannot wait for Andor Season 2 tonight. #FightTheEmpire

Our adventuring party tossed a Behir that was polymorphic into a Giant Snail down a 40 foot hole and then set 5 barrels of gunpowder ablaze with fireball to nearly obliterate it. My steel defender was lost in the process but my artificer will just create another. So much fun. #DungeonsAndDragons

Free music: www.cpsc.gov/Were-Safety-...

I don’t even golf but I always catch the fever this time of year. Maybe it’s the pollen?

Got this year’s gnome. 🤘 Success.

Heading to Augusta National for the morning to check out ANWA for a bit. The roads in Augusta are empty right now, but they’ll get bad soon.

Rollercoaster Tycoon is on Apple Arcade?! Sweet! apps.apple.com/us/app/rolle...

babe wake up there’s a new euphemism for “eating open-faced shit sandwiches”

@deathbydice.bsky.social thank you so much for the dice bag and stickers! Already using the bag to collect my ever growing dice collection.

🚨 Did you miss the big reveal? We saved you a seat! 🍽️ Font Awesome 7 is officially served! 🔥 New icons, fresh styles, and faster performance — all ready for you to dig into. 📌 fontawesome.com?utm_source=b...

i would like articles about layoffs to acknowledge if the ceo took a paycut or not. i know the answer is typically no, but i think journalists should make them say so

Brilliant words by @brilliantcrank.bsky.social. brilliantcrank.com/eject-disk/

I asked ChatGPT to translate the US Constitution into brainrot. Behold: 📜 THE BIG OL’ RULEBOOK FOR ‘MURICA docs.google.com/document/d/1... This oversimplification made me laugh: ARTICLE 2 SECTION 4 – HOW TO YEET A PREZ Impeach for treason, bribery, or other high crimes.

This is really well done: uicolors.app/generate

The Communist Manifesto in brainrot, courtesy of ChatGPT: Yo, listen up! Rich dudes (bourgeoisie) been stacking mad bread forever, making the rest of us (proletariat) grind like NPCs in their capitalism simulator. Whole history? Just one big “haves vs. have-nots” drama.

Today I hit 6 months of not drinking. It's been a good experiment & personal challenge and I feel much better as a result of it. Any drinks I have moving forward will be few and far between.

Playing as my Halfling Barbarian at Level 10 brings me much joy. Faced a fire giant & demons in the Underdark during last night’s D&D Adventurers League session. Met my first Mindflayer, and they were friendlyish?! And encountered Mychonids (mushroom people).

Freezing my ass off outside. For a glimpse of the blood moon.

Forgot I left the bedroom window open yesterday, so when I got in bed I started shivering violently. I immediately had flashbacks to two years ago when I went into sepsis during the middle of the night and couldn't stop shivering. Fortunately it stopped. I was freaked out for a while.

The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules.

Friendly reminder