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Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.

I was in a store and asked about some symbols on some cookware and I asked if one indicated induction cooking and an employee got out their phone and took a picture and said "I'll just ask chat gpt" and then suddenly my innocuous harmless question had a carbon footprint

When Steve Rogers went back in time and found Peggy Carter for that dance and then spent the rest of his life with her, he essentially un-existed her original marriage, uncreating her prior children. His decision was unethical *my ICE kidnapper sliding open the minivan door*: just get out

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

Having a very completely normal one

What I thought was about to happen What is happening

@knifewearknives.bsky.social I will likely be on a cruise that will stop in Victoria BC for 4 hours on a Friday night. Is there anywhere I can buy a knife made in Canada (and stamped as such) after 8pm on a Friday?

"I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

welcome to the revolution, waymo

In other spotify news, it accurately curated a Playlist for me with Butthole Surfers, Gorillaz, Soul Coughing, They Might Be Giants, N.A.S.A., and Lonely Island and just called it "Strange"

Babe, wake up, yet another remix of the club song Niamos from Andor dropped open.spotify.com/track/2JaWrI...

mdf is the hot dog of wood

applying for jobs again

As a dorky suburban dad, I am required by law to own crocs. The last time I bought a pair was Apr 2023, they were $33. Today, the same pair is $50. Tariffs are going great, thanks for asking

If you feel threatened by your government, You Have Friends Everywhere

Somewhere in one of Eminem's notebooks, he has written "rutabaga, Studebaker??"

Toss out the entirety of the "corporate personality test" and horoscope industries and replace them with this quiz. Also did i just get typecast as well-meaning huge nerd with some emotional challenges openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

It says a lot about your product quality if I open up Chrome so I can Google "microsoft edge close button does not work"

I hope all of the Brewers fans who got cribbage boards today are doing a lot of pegging tonight

The most unrealistic part of the first Bourne Trilogy is when Pam Landy uses a fax machine near the end of the 3rd movie and it works perfect on the first try

I don't know who needs to hear this, but plants are dope?

Thanks @samkuffelwx.bsky.social

Rob Lowe : Martin Sheen :: Sam Seaborn : Jed Bartlet ::: Diego Luna : Stellan Skarsgård :: Cassian Andor : Luthen Rael Rob Lowe was supposed to be the star of West Wing, but Martin Sheen shone too brightly. Andor is a great show, but whenever Luthen was talking, I forgot the show wasn't about him.

When you google an excel question, you know the answer on whatever tech forum is going to be good when it starts with "Select the offending column..."

For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

At least a few times a month I can break 30 seconds and every once in a while I break 20, but 13 is a personal best www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

youtu.be/xYtaBfwpg_k

Popes usually take their papal names based on the legacies of previous popes with that name. In choosing Leo XIV, it seems that former Cardinal Robert Prevost wants to live up to the legacy of Leo XIII, the "Pope of the Workers" who oriented the Church around social justice for the working class.

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Milwaukee towing company begins removal of abandoned boat “Deep Thought” wtmj.com/news/2025/05...

doesn’t get more Milwaukee than running into @bymattwild.bsky.social when visiting the Milwaukee boat (er…boats) if Milverine had happened to walk by then it might’ve summoned Dick Bacon’s ghost to show up with a case of PBR

May the 4th be with you!! - #MathPlay 🧮🤖 #MayThe4th #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourth #EduSky #ITeachMath #MTBoS #MathSky #MathsToday #ElemMathChat

Follow the Two Rogers Rule: Don't do what they wouldn't. Absolutely do what they would. #BeAGoodNeighbor #PunchANazi