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celestefest.bsky.social
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Is he trying to rebrand himself as a dick

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

LinkedIn laying off people in the worst way possible by sending cal invites within the hour of the initial email 🙃 so many top performers let go, I’m shook

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

they really think they can find a jury to convict Luigi after Katy Perry just went to space for funsies?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I made the mistake of asking my husband about assassins creed and zoned out half way through, I don’t know what he’s talking about now

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry y’all, I’m single handedly not crashing the economy because I just got another dog :’((

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Chat is it good to have a potential cyst, tumor or bone loss that’s been causing your hearing loss for 20 years?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I applied to adopt a dog today because I’m missing my dog that passed in August

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

I don't know who needs to hear this but: The absolute worst thing you could use ChatGPT for is anything involving numbers. Use a calculator of some kind, I beg you. ChatGPT is just complex predictive text algorithms, it does not do math.

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

Doom scrolling?? Babe my brain is doom scrolling into depression

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

NOT MY ICE PRINCESS!!

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Note to self: there will always be a pain in the ass at work, the pain just changes every couple weeks

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t even logged in yet and these mf’s are pissing me off

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I hadn’t anticipated in adulthood was having to find my mortgage. Where did it go???

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

If I were giving out information to outside entities I would be fired, why is this cool for the government?

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

21 year old discourse but those brown contacts Ryan Gosling wears in the notebook are *chefs kiss*

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

Someone get the Jurassic Park account over here, I wanna see what dinosaurs are getting out everyday

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

You ever make something so delish that you can’t wait to eat the leftovers for lunch

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 128 days ago • 84 comments

The group chat got quiet after I called my mom a manipulator that we should ignore 👀

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Though your parents may pass, take comfort in that they will always haunt you. For example, the high blood pressure and pre-diabetes my father gifted me 🙏🏼

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I wish the bad maps account would make its way here

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

me to my ~cross-functional partners~

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Just calculated how much I would need to live off of for 20 years and yeah I’ll just retire when I’m dead

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

If these govt layoffs work anything like tech layoffs, it’ll be a lot of “wait who did this” then finding out that everyone that did that thing was laid off. Efficiency!!

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Taking a mandatory AI training and I’m pretty sure we could save the planet by investing in the arts

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

~the media~ literally talks about everything, please look at your local news outlets, they’re dying

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.

submitted 137 days ago • 94 comments

Oh no, I stopped working to “take a break and scroll” but now I can’t stop scrolling

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

And to think the least depressing part of today is it being my dead sister’s birthday 😌

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly the worst part about the TikTok ban is that my coworkers are gonna stop assuming I’m 26 bc I’ll be so out of the loop. One foot in the grave over here

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment