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East coast born and raised. British raps biggest hater. Scotch connoisseur.
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if your 5 min late to a meeting at work with me, im cancelling the meeting and taking my time back.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like the whole plot of Straw could have been avoided if Tessa would have offered to deposit her check as cash into her account.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to the clock app (TikTok) for casually promoting nazi memorabilia, from the TikTok shop, on my FYP.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Ronin warriors is getting a remake, so now I get to relive my toonami childhood.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Stillmatic, not even close.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Everyday, against my will, I learn a new British term/food/pop culture thing and it infuriates me. Today I found out they they refer to sprinkles that you put on ice cream as “hundreds and thousands”.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Wings, watching any game with hot wings and a ballantines just hits different.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I will never forgive Panera for discontinuing the smokehouse turkey sandwich.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I was today years old when I found out I should be cleaning my mako with soap.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Why do yacubian women always think someone’s trying to kidnap their badass kids?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

If your not going to wash out a blinder from overnight, you deserve to die.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Can we all admit that Killmonger was the rightful king of Wakanda?

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

I need everyone to drop the price of henny in their area, because the price here fluctuates between $63-$141 for a 1.75 liter.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Imma matcha nigga now.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t worry, I’m only on episode 3

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Me after spending $30 oxtail roti.

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submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

How can you be sooo confident and yet sooo wrong.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Dr.King is def the MVP of The Pitt.

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know that if you order boneless oxtail roti, that they will ignore you?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I’m something of an art collector.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

But they can eat McDonalds at home.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

“League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” crawled so that “Avengers” could run.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Instacart trying to get me to donate to the LA fires, like they, a company owned by Amazon, don’t have enough money to solve this issue, single-handedly.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments