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we are going to burn our planet down for yellow tainted ghibli characters flying a plane into the twin towers

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

ok i do think the professor is a bit whiny but i also do think it was dickish of the other players to not stick to the very obvious theme because they wanted to be clever.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

what the FUCK do you MEAN i’m older than spice8rack

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i also learned this is a hilarious combo against token players

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

guess i’m investing in a whole lotta secret lairs

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

my ur-dragon deck finally popped off. turns out old gnawbone and twinflame tyrant both making me 40 treasure tokens with a dracogenesis on the board will just make everyone else scoop.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress: "They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"

submitted 13 days ago • 365 comments

yooo it’s that one x-men character, polaroid

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

please do yourselves a favor and watch this movie if you haven’t already. yes. it lives up to all the hype and then some.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

more psychic damage for you final fantasy fans :)

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

casting this for 3 just to have another funny haha token for neriv

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

hey xiv nerds. take this psychic damage >:)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

who knew vivi would be ghyrson starn's best friend?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

+10 commander tax on ur dragon really stings..

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

why the FUCK didn’t anyone tell me that lugging around 8 commander decks would feel like carrying a bag full of cinderblocks?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Take me away from this crazy planet

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

man the average twitter user really does have the intelligence of a fucking chipmunk missing its frontal cortex huh

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

went to my usual lgs. they didn’t have all the cards i was looking for so i went to another nearby. the 2 cards i was looking to buy came out to be 85 cents and they have a $5 minimum spending limit to use a card so i got a tarkir pack and …??????

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

ok it’s here

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

bella poarch say hi

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

today’s haul 😊 the guy running the comic shop today recognized me and insisted on giving me the variant for free 🥹

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

back when my roommate and i moved into this house, we were without internet for a week so we took turns playing oblivion on his xbox. our character was the ugliest orc imaginable who spoke of himself in the 3rd person with an arnie accent. today, bella poarch is reborn.

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

we gotta stop using UE5 for everything man this engine can go in the toilet

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

cooking again. craterhoof not being a legendary and thus being able to be copied is insane.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

hey, auntie. there's this guy i'd like for you to meet. his name is jergal and i think you two would really hit it off.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

ah, yes. subtle foreshadowing.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

i like modeling my dream visitors after other tavs i've made. just to make sure i really truly never lose sight of my hatred of the emperor.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

It's really quite sad how genAI seems to have seized roleplayers by the throats. Every other guild or event listing includes AI images, chatGPT written character profiles with generated contents... For a hobby based on creativity, a lot of people seem willing to ditch it as soon as they can 🤧

submitted 46 days ago • 44 comments

spend $50 on irl packs and get nothing to show for it. spend $0 on digital packs and get fucking ugin and a fetch. such is my luck.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments