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Love the difference in a ‘bacon sandwich’ on a Melbourne menu v a UK menu Melb: Big, lightly toasted sourdough slices, some thick cut bacon, chutney, lettuce, cheese, served on a plate with some nice garnishes. UK: a few rashes of bacon between two slices of disintegrating white sandwich loaf.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Absolute nightmare introducing yourself to people in the UK when you’re called Chaz. Exponentially worse when it turns out the other guy is called Dave.

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Me reviewing the Sun: “Quite good, one star”

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People called Elizabeth are really spoilt with potential shorter name options. I’ve just got Charlie, Chuck and Chaz, all of whom are usually fairly annoying guys.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Just spent a great deal of time carefully returning a baby bird to its nest, making sure not to touch it with our hands by creating an elaborate origami ‘catch and release’ system. 15 minutes later, we saw it fly off, and realised it was just a lazy bird and that possibly wasn’t even its nest.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Come on mate, little more enthusiasm please.

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Ended up at the Leaning Tower of Pisa today and watching all the idiot tourists doing the pushing the tower photo op is so stupid and hilarious. But then… then you just can’t help yourself. You’re here, you probably won’t ever be again, it’d actually be kinda weird if you didn’t do it… So you do.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

On an underground tour in Orvieto and this room has little apartments for pigeons and I was like “WHOA! Is this why we call that mail deliverance system ‘pigeon holes’ and also, what’s the going rent on these things?”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t mind me, just here in Italy resting on my laurels.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

No idea what this post is talking about I found all these books in the Jorge Luis Borges Memorial Library

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

🚨 EXCITING NEWS KLAXON 🚨 My first book THE BOROUGHS OF LONDON, based on my London Borough maps series and co-written with the amazing @mattfromlondon.bsky.social, is published by @batsfordbooks.bsky.social in October! 🥳 🛒 UK customers can preorder from: www.batsfordbooks.com/book/the-bor... 1/5 🧵⬇️

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Eurovision hosts that aren’t weirdly awkward? Well this is new… #eurovision

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Today’s Comic: How to do a LinkedIn Post…

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

A little comic I drew for @kagi.com

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

It’s just one vag pic after another—am I right or am I right, The New Yorker?

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

The ol’ ‘small screen, big screen, both screens’ routine…

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Here's why we think paying for search should be embraced:

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

day 171 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

Planning to travel to Australia 🇦🇺 one day. I found that very friendly and informative tourist map by @chazhutton.bsky.social It seems that Air is the only safe way to not be killed on this charming little island 😜 #australia #travel #down-under

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"

submitted 60 days ago • 60 comments

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

submitted 49 days ago • 727 comments

Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine

submitted 48 days ago • 659 comments

I feel like really under appreciated human ability is how you can get new door key that has a near imperceptible and impossible to find sweet spot, and within a week you’ll developed a complete feel for it and find it easily every time.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting here thinking 'Jeez, another Pope gone? It's been impossible keeping up with all the popes since John Paul II died' So I went and checked. And yeah, there's been all of two Popes since then.

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Clean, private, ad-free, and designed to deliver truly useful results. The way search engines were meant to be. (Illustration by @chazhutton.bsky.social)

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Cracks me up that the little notice for the chimney sweeps in Berlin looks so much like the Letterkenny Skids are coming to check the chimneys.

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

Also, this factor is really vexing me: That lobbing this craft of famous people briefly above the Kármán line is rightly seen as a tone deaf waste of money in the current economic climate, but at the same time - The same ‘why waste money on space?’ mantra will now be aimed at legit space missions.

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

All this news about ‘going into space’ and the space nerd in me really wishes news media would explain the vast difference between a sub-orbital flight, living on the ISS, and going to the moon. All of which are technically ‘going to space’ but there are literal levels here…

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

A friend is opening a kiosk in Berlin and doing some food testing, and I couldn’t help myself on the ‘any other suggestions?’

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment