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Today’s show - hot of the press. First broadcast @margateradio (Instagram ) www.mixcloud.com/DanceQueendq... #jazzmusic #jazzanecdotes #music

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Glasto. Smashed it. #terrorvision #glasto

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With all this Kneecap nonsense people have completely missed the fact that the BBC has censored (didn’t put it on BBC 2 live) Terrorvision yet again!

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from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte

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Oh are we soft-soaping Putin apologists now

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What’s funny about Jeff Bezos getting married is that getting married is traditionally meant to be a big blow out, but there’s nothing he can do to make his bash proportionally feel as lavish and spendy as a normal person’s wedding. He’d have to explode an art gallery or something.

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So Starmer’s aides did know his “island of strangers” speech had echoes of Powell and are pissed off at him saying they didn’t? Am I reading this right?

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Man deeply regrets doing a racism whilst making no effort to stop doing more racisms.

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It’s Elsie everybody! #Caturday

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“The rich” threaten to leave more often than a sulky teenager.

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me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

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A new toy arrived today!

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Gaz Coombes is Just For Mening his beard. #Glasto

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The 1975 playing Glasto reminds me of the funniest thing my wife ever said. Got home, she was watching Brit Awards. "Ok?" I asked. "How can I possibly be ok," she replied with genuine rage, gesturing at the TV, "when this talentless cunt with a dildo strapped to his head is the best band of the yr?"

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If Kemi visited Essex more often she’d know how to hold a gun.

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"And later on tonight here on Southern, we have comedy in Under Manning.. But right now it time for Buck Rogers in the 25th Century..."

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I’d not really listened to Self Esteem before. I’m really enjoying her.

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So anyway, why I missed #TheArchers Bleetalong tonight. There's a lad in Swindon who is turning 16 today. He's neurodivergent, a bit goth, and has been bullied a lot at school. His parents put out a little local appeal for a few bikers to escort him to his prom. Over 1000 bikers turned out...

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Pretty much on a par with Norman Wisdom in the balance stakes.

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Nick him for attempting to pervert the course of justice Harrison! #TheArchers

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"I don't care if you do shoot me, I still won't vote for you."

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Let’s have some really racist anti-racism.

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Fuck Labour

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The Emma Grundy Paradox - the kind of girl who writes to men in prison isn’t good enough for her son. Also, her son is the man in prison. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #TheArchers

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Rare old picture of Dross at their peak. #TheArchers

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I think I've found Amber. #TheArchers

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“Audition? It’s my band” #TheArchers

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I’d not realised how much I’d enjoyed not hearing George. #TheArchers

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Will and Ed are deeply stupid pricks. #TheArchers

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Fuck off Ed! #TheArchers

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So, has George enjoyed a temporary release order under the visiting room table? #TheArchers

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“Look on the bright side Emma. George is happy he’s got someone to reinforce his twisted view of himself and tell him the world is against him” #TheArchers

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Is Emma accusing someone else of being common? #TheArchers

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George’s only chance of a girlfriend was when he didn’t have much chance to talk to them. #TheArchers

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