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He’s a despicable wannabe dictator. I’m his reluctant, long-suffering cat. Hijinks ensue. Shoving my little cat butt in his face every chance I get. You‘re welcome, America. 🇺🇸
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shoes were designed with cats in mind: they arrive in a box filled with crinkly paper, the cats get a free show watching you lace them up, and later that night, they have something to throw up into

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🐎 🏇🐎

submitted 48 days ago • 13 comments

Buffoon

submitted 48 days ago • 24 comments

Orange cat good, orange man bad.

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I’m not normally a bird watcher, but I was thrilled to catch a blue suited twit sleeping away the day.

submitted 54 days ago • 1201 comments

I’m ashamed to say he even made me help him. Still waiting for those treats, Donald!

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If Donald won’t heed his cat’s pleas and demands then what chance do the courts have?

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I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.

submitted 69 days ago • 55 comments

I get it, Gretchen Whitmer. Who wants to be seen as having anything to do with this White House?

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Yes, I’d personally love that!

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I stand with the delicious penguins

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

As someone who has taken six catnaps since Cory Booker has started, I can honestly say what he is doing is impressive.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Some singer dude called Kid Rock stopped by the House. In his honor I showed him what real singing is by singing “Send in the Clowns” 🎶 But where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Though when a cat buries their business it’s to everyone’s benefit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

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My plans today: TEAM UPDATE: 1144et: Conditions FAVORABLE. Just confirmed w/ BELLY we are GO for mission lunch. 1145: Meows LAUNCH (1st strike package) 1146: “Rubbing-Based” chaos begins (target at fridge). 1147: Strike paws on target (THIS IS WHEN ATTENTION WILL DEFINITELY BE HAD)

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Ever wonder if your cat is smarter than the current President? This book has your answer. Grab a pencil and your favorite feline and find out which furry menace is the more stable genius! a.co/d/1rwdu1T

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I always thought “that boy ain’t right”

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I once turned the tv on with the remote and Donald lost his friggin’ mind (as evidenced by current events) apple.news/AsDMdn5hYT_S...

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I would not be surprised if his concept of a plan for golden dome is just me swatting at missiles in the air.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, life—the stretch between birth and death where I ask, “Where’s the food?”

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Kibble in gilt bowl, crumbs scatter on white porcelain, is this a haiku? No.

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I hit him with my tail like that all the time, it’s awesome. youtube.com/watch?v=0pfm...

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Planning on traveling abroad? Consider Duolingo to help you learn essential phrases to ease your traveling experience!

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Fittingly, one of the performances was of Stravinsky’s Petrushka, a story about a literal Russian puppet www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/a...

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Donald was so relieved when I told him I’d eat any scary “transgendic” mouse he sees that he bought me a new Tesla litter box today. Thanks, I guess.

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Was there a Russian bear egging the eagle on? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Big speech tonight: “The Renewal of the American Dream.” Will trumpists catch the disconnect or will it be like a cat thinking every crinkling bag means treats?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Wait…checks and balances doesn’t mean bank checks and account balances? …Uh oh.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

“I will wear a costume after this war finishes.” - Zelenskyy Yeah, humans and their suit costumes—especially Donald’s oversized one with the long tie. Ever seen old silent movies? The humans look ridiculous in outdated fashion, but the cats? Classic and Timeless.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

President Zelenskyy stopped by today. I usually like heated things, but this talk was hard to sit through. The worst part was when Donald tried showing Zelenskyy exactly how he likes to kiss Putin’s ass.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

As a power move, when I’m given my Fancy Feast, Donald has a splash of tap water added—just to make it not so fancy.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t know if I’m considered a federal employee or not, but I sent Elon my week’s activity report so you humans know I’m not useless but do very important work.

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Good for the Philadelphia Eagles to decline an invitation to the White House. Last thing a cat needs is a bunch of huge eagles flocking around.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Not a russian blue but a russian orange. It seems krasnov relates to the words red or ruddy among other things, fitting for maga and his orangeness. www.kyivpost.com/post/47630

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Elon abandoning his kitten while moving like a cat who just heard the treat bag.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to get Donny to replace Hail to the Chief with a tune called Entry of the Gladiators as his entrance music. He finds the title appealing and I just can’t wait.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, this cat would choose a vacuum cleaner over their human. That’s how you know how surprise-cucumber scary things are getting.

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Wait, that was real? Thought it was satire. www.huffpost.com/entry/social...

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Had a photo op with Elon and his sleepy Vice President in the Oval Office today. Elon probably thought I was saluting, but really I just felt like a bath after being with these two. Plus, the picture felt like it was missing a third asshole.

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I was all excited hearing humans getting all this food for something called a “super bowl” only to find out it’s just some sports game. Very disappointing!

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

The opposition is in butt-wiggling mode just about to pounce, right? Right?!

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