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cherenkov.blue
I go deep under water, but i make no bubbles! I also pretend to know the difference between XLR and DMX
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Fatass is laying on the 5 pounds of food the last birdfeeder decided it wanted to have be on the ground

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I was legit crying at nascar today. The force of the engine noise (115-120db) and all in tune like that, its something to behold.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Dont worry i have a DD

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Im sorry for any skeet. I just chilled at 200 laps of nascar, and my driver won which i picked just off how his engine sounded. My "i know what im doing" audio wise is off the fking chart.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you are arrested during a protest or action against ICE or CPD in Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. (This is an offer for criminal defense; I unfortunately don't do immigration law.)

submitted 5 days ago • 30 comments

At some point my followers went from mostly furries to mostly pups, and im really ok with that. They down with my shannigans.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What is "wishes he was there to have caught all that spilled milk" centric?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Can one of you mad scientist furs develop a test which tells me what foods are gonna trigger my body to be like "oh you ate that today? It was fine the last 90 times but today means im gonna instantly make everything in your gut wanna come out rapidly"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I definately accidentally severely insulted my bartender. She said she was born in 2002. And im like "oh i thought you were my age." She guesses im 25. Im 36. People with good skin are impossible to tell any more i guess.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I think i maaaaybe finally did the last "snip" will have to see once it heals.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Admit and fix the depression before you blow 100k on shit. Gonna be paying that one back until the 2030s.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Hey everyone, Gerald is here to remind you that his very special, early bird pricing will only be open for another couple days! So you and your friends should fly on over to noctfurnal.com and get registered now!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

More lics of the lincoln factory, time to bring Fort of House everywhere!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Now which of you furries was there yesterday, saw a bunch of animal in heat stickers :)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments