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Took the kids to the water park yesterday and packed myself a nice, ice cold cup of vichyssoise in a cooler for the ride home

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Yeah, I’d say there’s some pickling going on in there

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MCA: I’ve got the ‘swa so All the Beastie Boys: VICIOUS MCA: This soup’s gonna be de All the Beastie Boys: LICIOUS

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I’ve got a mosquito bite on my dang penis

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Good morning, look at the rise on these bitches

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A lot of the kids these days have no idea what a wet willy is, on account of growing up in the pandemic era

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I don’t know about you, but it feels like I just had the longest day

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Crumbshot

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Savages at the office gobbled this up before I could get a crumbshot. We’ll see if there’s anything left from the loaf I left at home

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you'd be breathless, too, if you smoked a cigarette every 1.7 minutes 🤣😂🫵

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I had heard he was problematic, but I had no idea Bert Kreischer was the Deputy Field Director of ICE

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I have a sudden hankering for liptauer

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the City of Richmond saved the rest of you dumbasses from Full of Bologna Stoney

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Good morning

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Pissed on that brick wall about a million times

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picked up an extra "I voted" sticker in case my wife doesn't feel like going to vote but still wants her mother to shut the fuck up about it

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I've done this (not holding a baby, the ball bounced once, and I spilled my beer)

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good morning people handing out campaign literature at polling places, please eat shit and leave me alone

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Richmond Parks and Recreation registration for after-school programs for the 25-26 school year opened fifteen minutes ago, if you even care

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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hon hon hon

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Check back later

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Can check

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