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chicmojo.bsky.social
I like mystical things and food, and plants, and my dog. I’m grown 30+ | Staunch female supremacist
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I don’t think I’d be a good parent because my first reaction would be violence against the kid and his family. Beat his parents up and tell him he’s next and nobody can save him.

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Everybody gets one.

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Wait?! All the training I’ve done and this is how imma catch a body?! 😭😭😭

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I’d like to believe there’s a statute of limitations. Por ejemplo, I dated a guy that played HS football with my ex-husband. HS was 15 years ago at the time of our interaction, so I ain’t see a damn thing wrong with it lmao. I was also friends with his wife in HS so yeah #smalltownproblems

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Do y’all have policies against homie hopping or is it open season on anybody fine?

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Two more days of this heat before it rains

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I know everyone was watching my boobies jiggle today but idc. I hope they enjoyed the show.

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I don’t understand why women are eating man butt in this year of our lord 2025. Send the flood.

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It’s 100 degrees and I walked 7 blocks to vote. Clap for me.

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They might as well call that man a dirty sand n-word because that’s the energy these political flyers Cuomo sent out are giving.

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Today is not the day to cook real meals.

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I’m gonna go outside with wet locs today. That’s the only way I can stand this heat.

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Saw someone turn their labubu into a Mistress and I know what I’m doing this weekend.

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Oh lawd Jesus it’s a fire

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If he wasn’t already a racist, handsy little pervert, I wouldn’t vote for Cuomo based on all the freaking junk mail and texts his people have sent in the past week. Y’all are annoying af.

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Idk they’re kinda selling me on this Ninja Crispi 🤔

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I once waited until a man was butt naked with a condom on to get off his bed and walk out of his home because he “didn’t eat pussy.” Ok sir, you have your boundaries and I have mine.

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Love that for me. 🤣😂

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Rejection is protection 🙏🏾

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He replied, “Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.” Amen -Matthew 17:20

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This is probably a terrible time to ask, but where are y’all getting your nice, non-linty towels?

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My submission to #headlockchronicles 😌 #dancersky #gymsky #fashionsky

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I’d rather be loved for who I truly am. Appearances change all the time, who I am remains constant. Being liked is important to navigate life smoothly and I may modify my appearance to get my way, but being loved is essential for my soul. It’s imperative that I have people around me who get me.

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