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oh! just like we never said goodbye ◙▒◙ ♫♩♬ ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ

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Seeing gay guys on Instagram post “if anyone can get me a ticket to Octo Octa I would die for you” is kind of like when the family dog sits at the edge of the table watching you eat People Food

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Today I called my whole thing “gay guy style transsexual lesbian”. I never left

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I fear I will once again be carrying in a way that includes going to Anthology Film Archives

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Sometimes I open my eyes for real and it’s like Why the hell am I in Ridgewood Queens right now. I don’t live here

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El Greco. How on earth did that guy figure out how to paint like that

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WOKE IS BACK

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Ideally at some point in the next few days I have a Paul Atreides vision showing me the fruits of the Chloe McCormick Five Year Plan

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“What are your pride weekend plans” I don’t know man ask the hand of fate

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Months ago I scheduled time off for tomorrow + Monday… it’s literally time for #ChloesFourDayWeekend

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im told this was actually written by DSA's Trans Rights & Bodily Autonomy working group. NYC could become the first city in America where trans people write the legislation on trans care

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Spaghetti and meat balls aside, this is probably one of my favorite Cuomo pics solely because of how much he resembles the type of guy who shows up in a David Lynch movie to be really scary for twenty seconds

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Price of the brick going up!

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In Zohran’s New York “clocky” will be a mark of honor

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Computer. Calvin Harris ft. Frank Ocean “Slide.” Full volume. Safety protocols off

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[at KGB Bar circa 2021] They’re gonna hang me at Dimes Square Nuremberg for this one 😂 FIVE YEARS LATER: P-please your Honxr!! I didn’t mean what I said about “Woody Allen innocent” !!!

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Dimes Square Nuremberg starts TOMORROW

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Ten thousand years of transgender New York City 🙏❤️‍🔥

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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

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WOKE IS BACK 🚨 YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY

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Brad Lander brother you have Gay Voice and I love you for it ❤️

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NEW YORK CITY 💥 OPEN YOUR CONTACTS AND TELL EVERYONE YOU LOVE THEM RIGHT NOW !!! 💥💥💥

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It’s about to be the Bushwick Baby Boom

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It’s so funny he did a town hall at Nowadays. That’s Mayor Mamdani baby

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Oh my god I think this guy’s really gonna win

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“Femme top”. Just an idea Don Draper came up with

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I basically gave up on trying to follow election results in real time after the one time the NYT needle fell up my butt

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I figured out what’s really missing from this app and his name is Richard Brody

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It’s so much fun explaining Curtis Silwa to people. Yeah he’s the vigilante justice candidate. He wears a little red hat all the time. it’s part of his whole thing.

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I’m trying to imagine being at a pool party with all my friends and loved ones. But imagining isn’t good enough.

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Not kidding I just saw past the ‘employees only’ door at Starbucks and they have a hanging monitor with brain scans displayed on it. I am Not Kidding

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It’s so crazy how good at comics Tess is

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Hi guys. Just wanna get ahead and say I’m not voting tomorrow. It’s just been so dramatic lately and you guys know I have no time for that. Sorry if anyone’s hurt but I really just need some time to focus on myself.

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