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I make shoegaze-adjacent music! I like to cook food but take terrible pictures of it. I was Chore Daddy on the other site.
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Ah the weekend, time to close my work spreadsheets and open my Fun Spreadsheets (playing Blue Prince)

one of my children is trying to convince one of my other children to use my Harbor Freight woodburning kit to make a rustic sign for the bathroom that says 'ass half empty or ass half full?'

Anyone else obsessed with Blue Prince?

This is the truth!! I have teen boys. No one has ever said a word to them about "toxic masculinity" etc. What they do hear is "the government/liberal media/feminists are making it illegal to be a real man!" fucking constantly!

A generation of infants are being born HIV+ today who should have been born HIV-free because one of the principal propagandists of AI bullshit in the world dismantled PEPFAR and USAID.

(not naming him bc he seems to get off on people arguing about his bad takes but) claiming that teachers aren't working class??

I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested

got it, so gender is an immutable biological reality that can never be changed or denied, and also something that's so precarious and fluid that using the computer makes you a woman and building robots makes you a man

This is a pretty fucked time to be a librarian in America. But because of all this DOGE shit it's going to get even more fucked. Your local city/county public library's basic operational funding doesn't rely on the federal IMLS funds they just cut...

Seriously: arrest him. The governor should have state police arrest him and charge him with election fraud. Then immediately hold a press conference explaining you arrested someone for committing election fraud and will continue to do so. Just fucking arrest him already. You can actually do this

Wish I could pay my power bill in eggs!

they need to make a simple vape, like one of those Jitterbug phones, for elder millennials

They should make a weed grinder attachment for the kitchen aid mixer

Wish I had never learned about mycelium networks. Now when I plant in containers I feel bad that the dirt can't talk to all the other dirt

I keep seeing a lot of these FAFO assholes regurgitating the lie that most Trumpers are poor people, so I just want to remind folks that that is not true.

Oh shit... Balatro is on game pass now, RIP my responsibilities

I was putting down the seats in our minivan to make room for a sectional we found at the thrift store and the seat punctured a can of Axe my large son dropped and this is worse than being pepper sprayed! It was a visible cloud of it RIGHT into my face... It's all I can taste

Starting this weekend off right

I realize this is a stupid naive question (big club etc) but where the fuck is Obama? Is he like, this is fine?

I will never "review" an "app"

My toddler nephew told me "hi daddy" at his birthday party...I think this means I'm legally responsible for him now??

Going to eat an irresponsible amount of these tonight