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When you get a little too excited about the #NBAPlayoffs

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Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “ Also Draymond... 👇 (via HaterReport) #NBA

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[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen *refreshes feed* [The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen

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I’ve always liked Cecily Strong it’ll be nice to see her for these last couple season 50 episodes

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donovan mitchell just dunked on pascal siakam, his ancestors, and all of his future family members

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Buddy Hield earned $8 million of his $8.7 million salary in tonight’s game

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The James Harden Hall of Fame discussion is going to be one of the most unpleasant things in the history of sports internet debate

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Loss Angeles

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DAD POWER

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Happy 503 Day, Portland!! 🫶

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Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

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Yup…

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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

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Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

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DAMIAN LILLARD FOREVER

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Will the Thrill, the People’s champion. Enjoy the retirement! www.blazersedge.com/2025/4/25/24...

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Aaron Gordon with a buzzer-beater dunk to win Game 4 for the Nuggets 😱

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Why does Rudy Gobert always move like he learned to walk earlier that afternoon?

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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

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In the time since the Pistons last won a playoff game, three teams - Boston, Miami & Golden State - won more than 100.

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One thing I’ll never know is if Kawhi Leonard likes playing basketball

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Steph Curry leads the league in shots that make me audibly laugh on my couch.

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pete hegseth's fantasy football commissioner:

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Here’s a cool opportunity for PDX artists: All Classical Portland’s Access Recording Project will give studio/performance hall time + event management and audio production staff support to 3 creative projects, deadline is April 25 www.allclassical.org/access-recor...

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I try not to be pedantic but sometimes it’s very important to what’s being said

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I'm seeing grown-ass adults marvel at how high stocks jumped today - they must think their mom actually vanished when she played "peek-a-boo."

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Brand Trump: Toxic Uncertainty 🇺🇸🤷‍♂️

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Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA): "I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"

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We will call it Orange Monday

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47: Unplanned and Chaotic

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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 37 days ago • 1137 comments

Stock market’s crashing, retirement savings are disappearing… and he’s out golfing.

submitted 40 days ago • 657 comments

It's like a pandemic, but for your 401(k) plan.

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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

submitted 39 days ago • 394 comments

evergreen

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1,000 Deni dimes ✨

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The tariff negotiations are not going well.

submitted 40 days ago • 386 comments

pro tip: if you can afford to blow $250 million on a losing campaign in Wisconsin, you can afford to pay a 90% top tax margin

submitted 41 days ago • 279 comments

you'll always be my huckleberry. rest well, king

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Measles

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Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day

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Baseline angle of Nikola Jokic's buzzer beater = cinema

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Kash Patel took a gamble on that fart

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Why didn’t Clyde Drexler attend celebration? He had his reasons www.kerryeggers.com/stories/why-... #RipCity

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Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

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