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Technical SEO @ Lumar, technology ephemera, ruining the internet. Talk to me about RSS. Never knowingly underengineered a solution to a problem.

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Sorry I lied, it was 2005 Sorry Phill

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Had a wee next to Phill Jupitus at Download festival 2006

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Today I am grateful for: My 24/7 gym membership, and my 1 year old who makes sure I am awake to use it

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Do you think nursery is so expensive because of all the vials of flu they inject them with on their first day

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Hope all the Saudi money is worth it Punk!

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Just saying If you're worried about AIO, remember all those calculators you built and forgot about in 2010? Google can't scrape that content and stick it in an AIO block

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A big deal was made at Summer Games Fest about how "only 30 people" made Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - which of course we know is nonsense. BUT it did make me realise what people like Keighley will never mention:

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People complain about AI still being a bit thick but I've never felt more like we live in a sci fi TV show The TV show is Red Dwarf and the AI is Holly

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I've been lifting weights for 15 years now and have always stayed away from straps, supports etc because I considered using them "not doing things properly" But do you know what, I'm nearly 40 and my knees hurt. Give me every strap, support and sleeve you have

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Which means we've had this handsome little Prince for 9 years!

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11 years!

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Hard gym session done, time to go home and do the thing every man loves most; eat some toast and watch a man with a north-west accent that I can't quite place fix a DVD player youtu.be/i14o4bXhKNU

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A totally good and normal thing to demand

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I tried using Claude to help me with some work I was doing today, but 25 minutes in I found myself typing "this is python, PLEASE stop telling me to npm"

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Come on man I've got two kids

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People don't half make some funny decisions when they're building websites

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Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

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Me listening to the new turnstile record

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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

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I've just seen a post about how Gemini has killed search yada yada yada starting with the words "Why is nobody talking about this!?" My friend open one (1) social media platform

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling miserable about this: About 18 months ago I started trying to get an ADHD assessment. Filled in a form, which somehow very quickly led to an Autism assessment (?), and since then nothing. Was going to go private, but most Welsh GPs don't accept private diagnoses.

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Anyway, today I have become overwhelmed by the urge to watch Prince of Darkness

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Been off work for 13 weeks so I haven't been driven quite as mad by AI as other people, but I'm learning about MCP servers and frankly I'm glad someone finally invented APIs for APIs

Sorry I lied, it was 2005 Sorry Phill

Had a wee next to Phill Jupitus at Download festival 2006

Today I am grateful for: My 24/7 gym membership, and my 1 year old who makes sure I am awake to use it

Do you think nursery is so expensive because of all the vials of flu they inject them with on their first day

Hope all the Saudi money is worth it Punk!

Just saying If you're worried about AIO, remember all those calculators you built and forgot about in 2010? Google can't scrape that content and stick it in an AIO block

A big deal was made at Summer Games Fest about how "only 30 people" made Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - which of course we know is nonsense. BUT it did make me realise what people like Keighley will never mention:

People complain about AI still being a bit thick but I've never felt more like we live in a sci fi TV show The TV show is Red Dwarf and the AI is Holly

I've been lifting weights for 15 years now and have always stayed away from straps, supports etc because I considered using them "not doing things properly" But do you know what, I'm nearly 40 and my knees hurt. Give me every strap, support and sleeve you have

Which means we've had this handsome little Prince for 9 years!

11 years!

Hard gym session done, time to go home and do the thing every man loves most; eat some toast and watch a man with a north-west accent that I can't quite place fix a DVD player youtu.be/i14o4bXhKNU

A totally good and normal thing to demand

I tried using Claude to help me with some work I was doing today, but 25 minutes in I found myself typing "this is python, PLEASE stop telling me to npm"

Come on man I've got two kids

People don't half make some funny decisions when they're building websites

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

Me listening to the new turnstile record

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

I've just seen a post about how Gemini has killed search yada yada yada starting with the words "Why is nobody talking about this!?" My friend open one (1) social media platform

Feeling miserable about this: About 18 months ago I started trying to get an ADHD assessment. Filled in a form, which somehow very quickly led to an Autism assessment (?), and since then nothing. Was going to go private, but most Welsh GPs don't accept private diagnoses.

Anyway, today I have become overwhelmed by the urge to watch Prince of Darkness

Been off work for 13 weeks so I haven't been driven quite as mad by AI as other people, but I'm learning about MCP servers and frankly I'm glad someone finally invented APIs for APIs

The job title "SEO" is dead Long live the Algorithm Bastard

Your iPhone wishes it had this much sauce

I would get hair loss drugs from temu before I got them from a discord DAO