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Stand-Up Comedy ruined my life. KONY 2012 I r like car go vroom
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lol forgot I had this

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Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is having a great holiday. This year, my family accidentally, collectively got me what I can only describe as “whatever is happening in New Jersey.”

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Haven’t gamed since I was a kid. What is worth putting on my wishlist in steam? I currently have Rocksmith 2014 Fallout 1, 2, Tactics, and Shelter And have Fallout 3, Mass Effect Legendary, and Portal 1 & 2 on my Black Friday discount cart

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An open micer spread a rumor that I’m dead as a prank on IG today and I’ve been getting calls and texts from comics all over the country. Lol I am not but I appreciate you guys. I’m alive af.

submitted 205 days ago • 1 comment

Doing this later. Lol off chance anyone in Conneautville, PA sees this, come by

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D.I.L.D.O.: Damn I Like Dogs O-lot

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Here, I made one of those cringe date posters with a typo in my own last name. Whatever. If you got anything I can squeeze in around these dates, hmu. I’m rock hard for stage time.

submitted 208 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Thanksgiving. I have the same vibes as a Shitzu #dogs

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3/4 of the Pittsburgh Comedy Scene look like Big Chungus

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Stand-up comedy is cringe af

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Pittsburgh: come get heckled and heckle at 9:30. Best heckle gets crowned King of the Castle and gets $20

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I live in a “fat white girl with rinestone crosses on her jean pockets making a scene at a gas station at 1am” kind of town

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I’m just gonna be Italian af and start calling ramen noodles Chinese pasta

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Don’t Tell Comedy Erie, PA ripped last night at ippa

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Suh

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Eating a fucking SHMAGLE at Sheetz

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My dog is sleeping with her eyes open and it’s the most sinister looking thing I ever seen

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Attorney General John Wayne Gacy

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1 Like = 1 BUSSY 🙏

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If Linda McMahon and Dr Oz have made it in, you know the My Pillow Guy and Kid Rock have to be working themselves into a lather right now.

submitted 218 days ago • 759 comments

NASA: Potential Link Between Extraterrestrials, Giant Metal Claw Picking Up Earth theonion.com/nasa-potenti...

submitted 217 days ago • 118 comments

I like to listen to Hatebreed while rage pooping

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Full blown adults in letterman jackets creep me out. Looking like Old Kid in Invader Zim

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

God, I love writing roast jokes. Someone give me a full time job doing that.

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Killer show this Friday at Cantu’s Secret Comedy Club in #Pittsburgh. DM for details. Headliner: Matt Vita NYC Feature: Courtney Reynolds BOSTON/PHILLY Also John Brown (CLE), Louis Patrone (PGH) and Wolfie (PGH) #comedy #steelers #jokes

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I’m such a hot piece of behind, it’s f’ing unbelievable. SMASH OR PASS??? Featuring messy hair from just waking up and needing a haircut and a bootleg Cowboys from Hell shirt I cut the sleeves off of. New headshots thanks to @CLEcomedyfest #comedy #metal #hotguy

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Heckle show tonight in #pittsburgh Come by if you are in the area. It’s becoming the hottest indy show in the city! Best heckle 20 bucks

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That’s fair

submitted 219 days ago • 114 comments

Australian accents sound like when you play records backwards and the devil talks to you

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KING OF THE CASTLE returns to Mario’s South Side! Join us for the best weekday comedy show in Pittsburgh where you sign up for your chance to showcase your stand-up skills while a mob of crazed audience members compete for best heckle. Winner gets $20! Hosted by Comedy Dipset. #pittsburgh #comedy

submitted 219 days ago • 1 comment