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I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. I root for Arsenal.
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Part 2: Georges LeMay attempts one of the biggest bank robberies in Canadian history – the Bank of Nova Scotia heist - and is foiled by a scientist who built the first communications satellite. @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

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It's good to be hated. Levels reaching Big 3 Heat era hatred on these apps. Our Panthers, fuck all y'all

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We should’ve known the Hurricanes were going to lose tonight.

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ALL HAIL OUR RAT KING! LONG MAY HE REIGN.

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they all left

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Fuck every single NHL ref. Such bullshit.

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It’s absolutely fucking astounding how well they’ve sold and normalized this dystopian Orwell bullshit and how many Americans just swallow it as The Way. HEALTHCARE SHOULD NOT—NEVER EVER—BE BOUND TO YOUR EMPLOYMENT. THAT IS A COMPANY STORE TOKEN SHARECROPPER CON OF THE SICKEST MAGNITUDE.

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Marcus Morris honorary Heat Lifer

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WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP I’MA DO MY STUFF

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It's hard to keep track of how many goals the Florida Panthers are scoring in Game 7, especially when TNT doesn't even show it happening. "And Reinhart just scores. Reinhart just put the puck into the back into the net..." - Eddie Olczyk while TNT shows a different replay. #NHL

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Jokic's horses watching the game

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Dan Burns, the scruffy bastard. Fuck off.

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BLOW THE WHISTLE YOU BALD FUCK

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Can we sign both Gyokeres and Sesko??

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Without Raya this game is 7-0 easily

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Panthers lose but Celtics lose but Knicks win

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Jfc

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ESPN is just straight up a Knicks network now huh

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WHAT UP, YOU HOSERS

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SAM BENNETT SENDS HIS REGARDS

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Man, who’s more bummed with this result so far? Toronto fans or the ESPN intermission crew?

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Also we do Kermit the Frog voices at one point, for some reason

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yea but cultureeeeeeee ::walks into ocean::

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ALL TIED IP

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Today is the 111th birthday of Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

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Absolutely love this for Boston

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we 🚲

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“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.” ::applause::

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Signal For New Pope Delayed While Dead Raccoon Dislodged From Sistine Chapel Chimney

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Massacre in Boston, by Jacob Lawrence, 1955, 📸 by Brian Babineau

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God damn it panthers

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fuck boston.

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You can say goal scoring is a problem for Arsenal, and it is, no question – evident throughout this season - and still acknowledge their keeper played a huge role in both games. They are far more clinical - that's the level we have to get to via the market and more this summer. Sore one tonight 😔

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PSG deserves the victory. Good luck to them. But I can’t help thinking Arsenal wins this if they bothered to get a striker like they’ve needed to since forever. Really fun champions run. Getting to the semis is a good start. Onto the summer transactions. COYG. Fuck Tottenham.

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