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Sr. Digital Producer and CFB Lead for ESPN | Still waiting to read Connor Stalions manifesto
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It’s HC Connor Stalions time

How was that not a foul on Mathurin?

Congrats to the flop king.

Oh weird Brunson flopped again

Feel like these dudes should maybe read up on what communism actually is.

Brunson spends so much time flopping on his back, he should start charging for an OF account

omg Roger Goodell is riding a bike he’s so crazy omg Roger you’re not like other girls

If I were a Florida fan, I’d be losing my mind at this officiating.

Alone: South Philly

Administration now has to ban the whole economy.

Should wear shirts with the AI image of Trump sucking Elon’s toes.

Was The Brutalist about Adrian’s personality or…..

Adrian the king of jumping in as the meeting is wrapping up “before we go, I just wanted to say….” And then it’s some bullshit about the break room coffee cups not being stocked

Doja Cat…..I was unfamiliar with your game

Eagles are just full of dudes that were fun as hell in college

If Cleatus can celebrate Mardi Gras, does Cleatus also sacrifice something during Lent

Also never elected a felon before so………

Jimmy Butler's gotta be fucking livid

doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked

They deserved that doink

They deserve each other.

RIP TikTok

Patrick on the Nickelodeon broadcast was more insightful than Brady.

Tom Brady calls NFL games like a second grader describing art. “I like the pretty colors and that there’s a beach because if I could live somewhere it would be on a beach. Everyone should live on a beach.”

Kinda left out a giant piece of the story when it comes to Carter on this one….

All good strip club stories have a friend emerging from some back room proclaiming softly and urgently “We need to go. Now”

Game winning doink is ELITE

Me when I grab a bowl out of the microwave and it’s too damn hot

Drew Allar just said he was trying to throw the ball at the WR’s feet on that last throw. Da fuq??

They also got outscored 92-14 in the first half of those games. A more even 55-52 in the second halves.

Texas deserved all of that doink

This is an all-time boot and rally by Skattebo