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chrismanson.bsky.social
NW FL/SE AL-based Writer. Comedian. Cartoonist. Musician. Actor. Filmmaker. Recovering drunk. Ponderer. Bluesky celebrity. Son/Brother/Friend Elon and TwiX can suck it. Fiercely Anti-MAGA. I love music + books + movies + kind people + dogs + coffee!
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On Wednesday, President Trump raised two huge American flags on the White House grounds to remind himself which country he's supposed to be working for.

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Celebrating our common anxieties. It’s TODAY’S SURVEY! Take that, dividers!!! open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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I know where I'm going... TACO TOWN!

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#JusticeForChandlerBing

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I can always count on ABC’s The View and Good Morning America to provide unbiased coverage of the latest Disney films and streaming shows.

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I accidentally Googled “sex work near me.” open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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I just saw Kristi Noem on TV and got a soft-on.

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Blue Monday youtu.be/JYZz8k_-SIw?...

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Today’s Favorite Movie - an early serial killer flick that clocks in at one hour. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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In an attempt to strengthen its appeal to the working class, the Democrats have dropped the price of their upcoming fundraiser from $10,000 a plate to $5,000 a plate.

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Of course I’m sad that he’s dead, but had it not been for all the tributes, I would have had no idea that Brian Wilson was a genius.

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Yesterday's Today's Favorite Movie, in case you missed it. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Today’s Favorite Movie Subscribe to Manson's Substack! christophermanson.substack.com/p/todays-fav...

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Making the world a little more beautiful, one losing scratcher ticket at a time. Available for purcha$e.

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Do you think he'll stay awake the whole time?

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Kristi Noem is even more unattractive with that blood on her hands.

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My Open Mic Night Comedian Origin Story open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Remember, Saturday is Daddy Trump Shoulda Pulled Out Day.

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Looking forward to hearing Billy Bush’s thoughtful insights about the late great Brian Wilson.

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My tribute to Brian Wilson. Read it and maybe then we can have world peace. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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IS IT just me or are certain Malcolm McDowell movies coming true during 47’s reign of terror? A Clockwork Orange. The Droogs are put in charge of maintaining law and order. Blue Thunder. Evil shitheads plot to “quell disorder” in El Lay. Caligula. No explanation necessary.

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Happy 90th to “The Fellowship”! open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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From the Holy Text, Book of Sly.

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Today in books. A biography of the great Elmore Leonard and more. What are you guys reading this week? open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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To commemorate its 90th anniversary on June 10, Alcoholics Anonymous has announced that it plans to add 78 recovery steps to the existing twelve.

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Two new short (very short) stories you didn't realize you needed tonight. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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THIS JUST IN. Ninety-six percent of deceased American World War II veterans rolled over in their graves today.

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Never forget how Sam "Ace" Rothstein risked his life for Blueberry Equality.

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I can do terrible things. You can do terrible things. Together, we can do really terrible things.

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People talk about all the stupid shit in Florida but do they ever mention the fact that we have JAWS scratchers?

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That time I snuck an old photo of me and Dad into my Father's Day article for a local magazine.

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Illustrated Book Reviews - Carl Hiaasen's FEVER BEACH

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Remembering D-Day.

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Some is right in the world today. www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...

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Thanks Dave Barry for featuring Bowlegs and Crab Island. I think. open.substack.com/pub/davebarr...

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Today's Movie Recommend

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Your MANS♡N! Book Club selection for June. @linwoodbarclay.bsky.social

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From June 2024. A Bob Dylan story. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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June books. Also, I believe @linwoodbarclay.bsky.social may have out-Kinged Stephen with his latest.

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A heartwarming story about The Beatles. No AI was involved in creating this. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Around these parts, we celebrate Death Wish Wednesday, yawl. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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June books... what are YOU reading these days? Hmm? Well...? open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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I'm in a bit of a blue funk. The only thing keeping my head up is knowing Joni Ernst is going to die someday.

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Cartooning the back of my losing scratchers from Florida Lottery - a positive thing, even if the message isn't!

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Just when you thought there was nothing new to say about these lads. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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NEW… “Rectify” - A Beatles Story (and it’s humour, not humor) open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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