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I think what establishment democrats need to understand is that most of us hate them all very much for being so persistently useless and shitty in our time of desperation and it fills our hearts with hope and joy when someone who might not be those things beats them.

Stop, stop, I can only get so erect

this is as neat of a summary of what progressive domestic, foreign, and defense policy should be that you will ever find, and it's from 64 years ago this is also the core of what I personally believe in:

🚨Please share this vital information Bluesky..

So if we allow immigration we'll vote against sex pests? Seems like a good deal to me.

At light's edge photo taken by @jackal27.bsky.social , thanks!

Not ideal, 100% Summer, but I believe these have a warm to sweaty feeling with bad vibes all over. -Afflicted (2013). -Honeydew (2020). -Horror in the High Desert 1, 2, 3 (Obviously). -Revenge (2017). -Southbound (2015). -Take Shelter (2011). -The Midnight Swim (2014).

So. which Stephen king book are we doing today, folks?

My eyes are rolling so hard.

Will they get this chart?

probably a good time to bring this back

Maybe my next illustration.

Nintendo released a new Donkey Kong Bananza video. I love it that Pauline speaks in English, Void Kong speaks in whatever language he speaks in but they understand each other.

The Horror In The High Desert series, along with Fake Documentary Q, is the best and scariest found footage work in many years.

It's "Make a Terrible Comic Day," and cousin, I sure tried

Just Before Dawn Rituals (1977) Who Can Kill A Child? The Funhouse The Ruins The Hitcher Tourist Trap Cub The Hidden Q: The Winged Serpent Near Dark The Battery Sole Survivor Let's Scare Jessica To Death The Blob (1988) Eaten Alive

FEMA funds are now going to fund concentration camps in the everglades instead of helping people after a natural disaster. Seems all the rightwing conspiracy theories about FEMA building camps was projection all along.

The fascists are freaking out and fleeing NYC. I see this as an absolute win!

bonus terrible comic because a cute thing happened on my walk today

Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

kiss me, you're beautiful - these are truly the last days

Target down 🎯

If your law is good when there are good people in office, but dangerous when there are bad people in office, your law is bad.

Yep. Just like that

#makeaterriblecomicday2025 sorry I accidentally made a terrific comic

Truly sorry to put all these repulsive bootlickers on your timeline but I love watching their pain. I am eating the garmonbozia of their suffering. Look at these fucks realize nobody wants their lukewarm, hateful bullshit.

Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!

Give a man a Quest and he'll Quest for a day. Give a Quest a man and you'll appease the QuestLord SixtyFour who has terrorized the time/space voidrealm for all eternity But at what cost

Andrew Cuomo has conceded the New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

I'm gonna take time to give myself a Jordan Peele double-feature soon (summer just feels right, and it's been a long while), and i know that an US / NOPE double-bill in 4K is going to have me ascending

The Pennine Tower, Lancashire UK [OC] r/brutalism