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A Scot abroad. Films, TV, Games, Rugby and very occasional legal expertise. I have no intention of being any nicer, laid back, or funnier here than I was on twitter. "A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

The fact that Daredevil season 3 (prison escape scene) wasn't eligible for an Emmy BECAUSE IT WAS TOO LONG still defies belief.

Check out how awesome that chart is. "You can see here there's a clear "start" and "end" to the day's trading. This part here, we can see the stock goes "up" before something else happens."

I THINK IMMIGRATION CONCERNS MIGHT NOT BE ABOUT NATIONALITY BUT MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE NOWADAYS THIS JUST HAPPENED NOW OMG

In amongst all the excitement I fear many have missed this outstanding bit of trolling by Friedrich Merz. The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.

Yes.

The MAGA civil war just hit the Alex Jones vs. Catturd phase. 🍿

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

Seeing a lot of "crypto crashed today because of Musk lol" which is fine for some random on social, but people in finance should know better. These numbers are a Bison Tuesday for crypto. 3% in BTC literally isn't worth discussion. Nor frankly, is 7% in ETH.

AI got something right.

Those white South African refugees are going right back lol.

I cannot stop wheezing

Requested a tax refund from HMRC two weeks ago. Confirmed amount, gave them my bank account details. Waited. Waited. Waited. No bank transfer. Today I got a cheque. And a note saying "it's more secure to pay directly into your acct; we don't like doing cheques."

Weed, weights, and woah. It's not a complex formula and not understanding why young (or at least young-coded) men are drawn to it is a tell.

For years Thief has been the cheapest game you can buy on PlayStation. Resellers couldn't give it away. Every pawn shop in the country had a copy going for £3. So naturally the smart move is to make a VR sequel to take advantage of the smallest market in games.

Guess who got paid in USD today.

Old photo I found of some jumped up little prick of a law student in London. I liked him.

"He looks like David Rasche in Succession" is what I'm saying. Or probably Carl was styled after him in an obviously intentional way.

BYD hired Karl Muller from Waystar Royco to head up Germany...

"Oh, a complimentary retrospective on Peter Capaldi's time as the Doctor, I've got nothing else to do I might watch that... FOUR HOURS LONG?" Society needs more editors.

Best Bond movie.

Holy shit. "The people who make Hitman doing James Bond" has been a gamer pipe dream for twenty years.

Journalism is so poor today that just twenty years later most people don't even know about Shadow Moses.

Enough of this racist fiction. Enough. Not a single non-white person in England is in a job in the NHS *because* they are non-white. Not a single one. And as for the idea that England's criminal justice system goes easy on non-white people because they are non-white. Well. Just think about that.

The ban's a good thing. But it's also not as effective as it needs to be since every brand has effectively switched to a reusable case which you slide the innards of these into. Then throw away. Waste is identical. Worth remembering what these replace tho. Cos we also threw away fag ends.

You are not too dumb to be a billionaire. You are not too dumb to be a CEO. You are not too dumb to be a politician. The evidence gets printed in the news every single day; these cretins won the life lottery and aptitude had nothing to do with it.

Funny... but a hundred quid says "show me a football match between 1999 Man Utd and 1994 Brazil" is gonna be a thing.

For me it's the dummy and delayed pass to bait the interception sniffer. Luverly.

Someone ask Ash Regan for her thoughts on the underground railroad.

Yes, imagify this everywhere. Shine it on HQ. Tell everyone.

It turns out reading a quote about "underground" prostitution from the thunderously stupid Ash Regan is just what I needed this hour.

If this counts then I'm autistic AF.