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"Why SHOULDN'T government be run like a business?" Because the goals are diametrically opposed and mutually exclusive. Businesses exist to make money. Governments exist to make people's lives better. You ask if the fire dept is successful at putting out fires and saving people, not the $ it makes

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_... Crassus, the guy from whose name crass comes from, ran a private fire department and booming real estate business. His men would set your home on fire, then offer you decreasing offers to buy it and put it out as it burned to the ground. Don't sell, it's ashes.

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

X engineers clocking in this morning

Highly recommend buying used textbooks on thriftbooks and learning stuff that interests you, as a relaxing hobby.

elon musk being pitched on auschwitz 2: “UMMM based much? 💯😂”

I should rewatch channel zero

They tried to erase history. We loudly said "Hell no." They folded. We should say "Hell no" a lot more.

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

Ok I guess that’s enough cute posts about fatherhood

it’s insane that mcconnell, likely one of the most evil republicans in modern history, is likely going to be this trump terms john mccain lol

Leftists have a very "noble savage" view of the poor which ironically is part of why they can't get the poor to vote left.

Drafts, group DMs, media in DMs, native translate. Come on guys. Sprint these features while the Nazi shit is fresh

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

Welp, there you have it. The "sin of empathy."

The reason all these sex pest billionaires love genAI so much is that its meaningless, shallow, mindless output of word salad sounds like them. "It talks just like me, obviously it is intelligent," says a guy who clearly has not spent more than 30 seconds thinking about anything in decades.

I can’t even look at the news today but this is about where I’m at. Artist credit: Liberal Jane

Trump stole the election and sadly there are no more than five politicians in the entire nation that give a shit about anything.

I mean this very seriously - I do not think online Americans are quite prepared for the full force of the Fuck You energy that has been simmering in Canada. The bulk of my online life is Canadian-skewed & is leaking over. think it's going to spill over in a shocking way if the tariffs go through.

you honestly love to see this

How does this app not have bookmarks yet?

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

Why the right hates being called Weird:

I know you’re exhausted but we have two shots to reject nazism in the coming months in Canada 🍁 and we must take them. We must: 1. Rally around @maritstilesndp.bsky.social & vote Ford out. 2. Rally around @markcarney2025.bsky.social & keep Poilievre out. Anything less, and we are in trouble.

gendo was doing this to shinji to better calibrate him to the robot or some shit

Some fascinating things happening on Reddit. 22,000 upvotes on the subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of houses that are over 100 years old.

Sharing a bit of the process behind "The Snow Queen". I still can’t believe we got snow this year. It feels like magic! ❄️ #oilpainting #oilpaintingprocess

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

it’s now “woke” to call a nazi a nazi. what are we as a society even doing anymore

nazis are all admitting that it was a nazi salute and that they all want to normalize it but the media is spending time debating whether it was a “awkward gesture” or not

Getting kidnapped by faefolk lowkey better than what’s going on now

this idea that journalists are not allowed to describe objective reality that they see but can only quote what other people believe about things is one of the stupid ideas that has basically destroyed a shared reality

other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.