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Tyrese Haliburton:

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

at least dictators have the decency to tell you wtf the deal is. this is not governing. i don't even know what this is. feigned fascism?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Knicks have binged their last bong of the season. 😭

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We’ll be live right after the Champions League final with special guest Stefano Fusaro of CBS Sports Golazo! Join us in the chat! 💬: www.youtube.com/live/LF2gjwm...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Knicks saw my post and found their swag. 🙏🏽

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The Knicks playing like they don’t believe in themselves 😭

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

what the helliburton

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I love this for me. 🙂 #nycfc

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

A show of support for La Brigada De Oro ✊🏽

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

"I think it should be controversial to NOT say anything" about Gaza I spoke to YouTube star and children's educator Ms. Rachel about her outspoken support for Palestinian kids in Gaza - and the bad-faith attacks on her in response. Full interview here: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...

submitted 25 days ago • 85 comments

Mighty Max 😭 any money I received from my parents was solely focused buying these. I was obsessed!

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Shoutout to LA Galaxy GM Will Kuntz for sitting down with us for an hour to talk about the team struggles this season. The last thing most front office staff wanna do is talk to two comedians during a winless season. This convo is as serious as it was silly. Highly recommend y’all check it out. 📺🎧🌌

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

“I want the Knicks to beat the Celtics.” *NYCFC gets knocked out of US Open Cup to a USL side*

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

THE KNICKERBOCKERS DID WHAT 🥹

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Midfielder for @evertonfc.com Iliman Ndiaye joins us on the pod! Have a listen! 🔵 #UTFT APPLE: tinyurl.com/3d6wse2t SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3b4pwdpa YOUTUBE: youtu.be/V_DFW1cQ-rs

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Just interviewed Iliman Ndiaye 😭 #UTFT #EvertonFC

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

bro we are cooked

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Mexico and Dominican Republic face off in the opening match of the Gold Cup. Aquí está tu aperitivo. 🎧

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

RIP to the Soccer Pope. 📺: @soccercooligans.com

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Everton played a nearly flawless match and fall apart in the last ten minutes against Man City. 😫

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

All I see is four athletes 😅

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

😂😂 @newyorkcityfc.com @chrispolanco.com #nycfc

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Really enjoying the new season of The Handmaid’s Ta…oh wait, it’s just the evening news.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Final got to catch up on this very important discussion on @chrispolanco.com TST career on the @soccercooligans.com with @taylorrockwell.bsky.social. www.patreon.com/posts/tst-fi...

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

@chrispolanco.com whenever Everton draw against Arsenal:

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

sure, we have descended into fascism, but at least everything is more expensive.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

finally, some good news

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Messi getting messy?!? 😅 New Cooligans Podcast available now! 🎧 📺 APPLE: tinyurl.com/4w63r4rk SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/29pwnntx YOUTUBE: youtu.be/7dIJHX_f0O8

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. 😭

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

This has been one of the most ridiculous #NYCFC matches in years. #ATLvNYC

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.

submitted 71 days ago • 550 comments

Gestapo is out here, y'all.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

me in the national security group chat

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

“What’s the war plan this weekend?!? 😜” - me in my family group chat

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

We bring out the #USMNT Panic Meter on today's pod! 😬 📽️: @yahoosports.bsky.social APPLE: tinyurl.com/54rxwm89 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/2zcsmm7t YOUTUBE: youtu.be/ggePHiZUwi8

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

Y’all know he was on the toilet reading the group chat like

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Bummed for the #USMNT players, but given everything going on w/ this administration, I am happy for Panama. A big win for a country being belittled almost every day by our President. Impossible to remove that context in this match, which is going to be something the U.S. players will be up against.

submitted 77 days ago • 4 comments

Gio Reyna not starting?!? #USMNT

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment