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Wait, have I missed something?

Me? I’m just up at 5.45am scrolling the Acorn Computers BBC Micro archive and wondering if this game from 1986 had anything to do with JK Rowling’s break out hit

What I find most terrifying is not the war crimes themselves but the laundering of them by the entire infrastructure we depend upon

Once accidentally blocked Ian McKellen and said “you shall not pass!” And he called me “a bit cheeky”

Miramax’s Weekend at Bernie’s remake hits different

Sad news about Alan Smithee

If they try to bite me tonight they’re in for a nasty surprise - I’m going to drink a cup of bleach before bed. See how they like that!

Ghorman Massacre

How can I sleep with scenes like these in LA

Today is the five year anniversary of when Graham Linehan showed his solidarity with JK Rowling by referring to Ron Weasley as "Ralph". I think this is the main reason she completely ignores his existence btw.

Namaste 🙏🏼 Desire is suffering

Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.

This is a satirical post, but no one seems to get that

Satire is dead

Remember when Matt Hancock fell in love?

When the wind blows

I live in fear that in any given situation where I am doing something, someone will stop me and calmly say “Not quite my rhythm”

Reader, he was not interested in the Thread that was posted

So weird that we have a 7 day week cos that’s what God did. Like cool, he rested on the 7th day. But is the implication that he got up early the next day and started again?

For anyone unclear of the context of this reference

Crypto-Facism

may the june be with you

Just found out Melanie Griffith actually has been in only one famous film

Feeling great after making my therapist cry, while I remained stoic and strong / emotionless #win #success

If my therapist called me a cunt in session, does that reflect badly on me or her?

Quick precis of the TL

Can’t believe it’s 9am again

Just using my morning to gently think about Hoobastank

I once mistakenly ate cat food thinking it was made of cat

The most evergreen tweet of all time:

I can’t live by your rules

Chill, this is a simulation anyway