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christopherxci.bsky.social
💀 dead folks, nerds, & sissies 💋 agender • california créole kouzin in atl • bpd advocate • genealogist • agilist meets social impact • media addict like the rest of y’all • 🏠 1867
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Last time we saw Sir, he looked like Jay-Z in a Beyoncé font… hope we can see the whole fam together soon

Yall REFUSE to ask the Democrats anything. ANYTHING. Yall still “voting blue no matter who” and SHOCKED at how we got here. ASK THEM WHAT THEIR PLAN IS. THEY WORK FOR YOU.

they are literally 90% of why I watch this show the remaining 10% is thirsty ass bertha 😆

I love the way the men in my life love on my baby. Elite dad levels.

lmao this bout to be my Father’s Day post

should i ever get married she gotta like rice. i don’t make the rules. i just abide by them.

Me when a Black acct follows me:

If you tell me I text back too fast, you will never have to worry about that ever again

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Me to Iran before they start their shit.

this is my first time flying southwest and it’s janky how they got this line situation 😂 sincerely, a delta snob

Dear shower curtain don't FUCKING touch me BITCH

I hope this gets me a traditional country album out of giselle in the future like I wanted 🤭

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BREAKING The US Embassy in Israel has ordered all employees and their families to shelter in place.

fuck.

Her next album in Act III about to be crazy smh

GOMD

when people call me Van 😆

Loose toilet seat users only day Lmfaoo

I dunno i love me a semicolon and a colon, and the oxford comma is the titts

Lin Manuel Miranda’s influence has RUINED so many musical movies today 😂

I think it’s a fun musical full of talent but let’s not get ahead of ourselves with American fan fiction being “revolutionary” especially not with Lin Manuel Miranda singing and rapping like a hip hop cat in an afterschool special

This!!! The kids aren’t playing “Hot Cross Buns” on plastic records anymore. Marching bands be having 6 members and a possible. They don’t have to sing a class song at 5th graduation no more. WE LOSING RECIPES!

The Tao of Pooh Parable of the Sower The People Could Fly

BRING BACK AFFORDABLE!

I have so much to do this weekend and all I keep thinking about is how I’m going to check my mom when she calls me fat 😂 I need to rehearse

Damn your body really will put you down if it needs rest.

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Denzel Clarke is amazing I don’t know shit about baseball but I’m rooting for that man The real Clarke Kent

This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets

I need cumpany

I hope Cynthia wins an Emmy for hosting the Tony’s cause it really was magnificent