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Watched my wife put salt on her ice cream last night.

I’ve been using close-up toothpaste for years because I don’t like mint and that’s basically all of the other toothpasteseses. If you don’t like mint like me there might be hope for more variety. I’ll let you know how it goes. us.hismileteeth.com/products/too...

It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up / Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.

Debbie dabs Dallas

Jeff Bezo’s wife looks fucking weird.

Tragedy aside, manhunts are kind of exciting.

Almost 3.5 inches of rain expected today. Damn.

Shut up Siri can’t you see I don’t have time for this.

I probably shouldn’t mix these ibuprofen with my other meds at the same time. It might make me sick. My brain: but it might be the secret to eternal life.

Sales rep: would you like to sign up for email alerts for a 20% discount? Me: sure. It’s [email protected]

Of course.

Unsuccessful 🫤

Virginia Beach Ghani

Got the kid a new bicycle for finishing middle school and it brought back so many good memories. Last day of school, new bike, no more waking up at 6am, playing video games all night. Summer felt like forever.

Wait a minute. Yesterday wasn’t Father’s Day?

siihb

And the hits keep coming. www.vice.com/en/article/g...

Are they dancing?

Bad news for Hampton attendees The Hooters is closing.

This Portland Ghost fucks so hard

Superboof Day 49 of flower

I consider myself experienced with ice cream and the many flavors and what not. Jeni’s is legit and one of my favorites. A little pricey but worth it. With that being said, and this is not a hate jab at the band, this new goose flavor sounds kinda gross.

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