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Cartoon snowshoe hare/soft pastry. Professional musician. Queer AF 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. She/Her. PFP @cadmiumtea.bsky.social
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@flawedhowl.bsky.social Your handle is the greatest shit I've seen in a month. Thank you!

Sone of y’all have never had polio and it shows. #vaccinessavelives

I let the Michelin Man eat my ass ONE TIME and people start mistaking me for a posh restaurant!

Actually, if it takes place on the plains, it's a fettuccine western. Spaghetti simply isn't flat enough.

I’m never sorry. Ever.

If this administration were a cereal it would be one that turns your milk into vomit and costs $15 a bowl

Listen kids; these are wild times. Remember to use logic and reason when taking in new media/information. ESPECIALLY if it confirms your cognitive biases or preconceived opinions.

Fake ass shit. Judges don’t wear their robes outside of the court. Great acting though

For people who jumped ship at X for this place you sure do talk about it a lot

Ditto

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room