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submitted 7 hours ago • 125 comments

Just another way Trump is jacking up energy bills for everyday Americans: he's keeping expensive, dirty coal plants open that no one wants or needs. Not even the utilities who own the plants! www.nytimes.com/2025/06/06/c...

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

submitted 22 hours ago • 46 comments

every grindset, manosphere influencer is on the phone with their PR team asking whose side they should take

submitted 23 hours ago • 48 comments

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

submitted 1 day ago • 233 comments

The craziest thing about this fight between Trump and Elon Musk is that Republicans are trying to take away health care from 16 million people to pay for tax cuts for billionaires.

submitted 1 day ago • 157 comments

Today is the day that a record number of members of Congress will report not having read anything on social media and have nothing to add to the conversation.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

For future use

submitted 19 hours ago • 7 comments

Saturday night live should basically cold open with the cast looking out from a set of the oval office, pausing, shrugging, and saying: “Nothing. We’ve got nothing.”

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

As far as I can tell there isn't any evidence that DOGE will actually stop doing what it's doing or, more importantly, that the Trump administration won't continue to engage in impoundment, including payments level impoundment.

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

Might be a lesson here somewhere about outsourcing capacity for key government services to a guy who lives in a lair under a volcano

submitted 23 hours ago • 44 comments

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

submitted 21 hours ago • 334 comments

That’s not how fire sprinklers work at all.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

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submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Sincerely—not saying this to stir the pot—this is weak and both Trump and Don Jr. will know it. If Vance wanted to prove his loyalty, he would have knifed Musk; not just put out a generic "I am loyal to the king" tweet.

submitted 19 hours ago • 165 comments

did any of you ever think we’d look back wistfully on Arnold Palmer’s junk

submitted 23 hours ago • 28 comments

If I were able to deliver a message to either of these guys, my message would be this: "You're going to let that other guy treat you like this? Make a public fool of you? After all you did for him? I thought you were a big shot. Act like a man!" That's should settle things down.

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

submitted 1 day ago • 675 comments

Couldn’t they have fallen out before a couple hundred thousand poor people died?

submitted 20 hours ago • 43 comments

Spill the tea!

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

When you grow to be a man, you must learn the subtle art of direct phallocentric communication with other men. You might not be used to it at first but your agency must be firm and high.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The attempts to change the story tomorrow will be EPIC

submitted 18 hours ago • 15 comments

Hey MTG! The Big Beautiful Bill isn't a book club pick; you can't just read the first seven pages and pretend you loved it

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Today, the two worst people in the country decided they were no longer friends

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

We are probably only moments away from an actual wig snatching.

submitted 1 day ago • 1279 comments

You know, when I first got into politics, men would always tell me that WOMEN were too emotional to lead. 🧐

submitted 21 hours ago • 44 comments

the tech right suddenly discovers due process

submitted 20 hours ago • 81 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 1 day ago • 531 comments

Remember: If unions didn’t matter, powerful corporations wouldn’t spend millions of dollars every year to stop workers from organizing. Keep up the fight.

submitted 1 day ago • 248 comments

Wow I mean nobody* saw this coming. *Everybody. Literally everybody. Recluses in remote hermitages. Antarctic penguins. Newborn seal pups. Babes in the womb. Anyone with two eyes and a working amygdala. Plant life.

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

Everyone on Twitter right now.

submitted 1 day ago • 280 comments

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

submitted 1 day ago • 184 comments

Unbelievable Pacers win. One of the grittiest teams of all time.

submitted 18 hours ago • 69 comments

Amazing. Respect the lede.

submitted 21 hours ago • 308 comments

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open.substack.com/pub/jefftied... Eggshite is in the closet.

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You would slow down beside some who looked like A Local and shout out of your window "Excuse me, can you tell me which way to Ballywhatever?" and they would suck in a breath, shake their head sorrowfully, and say "Well, I wouldn't start from here."

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Happy Fragile Straight Man Month!

submitted 2 days ago • 703 comments

idly wondering if the shocked 'i didn't vote for this!' people being interviewed are actually aware of the whole leopards eating my face meme or is it just another one of those things only the terminally online understand

submitted 1 day ago • 88 comments

Our white nationalist government is determined to erase the accomplishments of any American who isn’t a straight white male — even leaders who changed the world. They’re not only removing Harvey Milk’s name from a naval vessel. They’re also removing history-changing Black, Latino & women leaders.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

One time in high school, my friends and I were going to Six Flags in NJ from Long Island and we missed the turnpike and ended up in the Poconos and instead of an amusement park we rented some dude's 4-wheelers and went driving through the mud and then went to a state park with a bunch of waterfalls.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments