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Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

Not even trying to hate, but all these 100 million dollar contracts and no noticable change in our communities is mind blowing...acting like they owners

You havent lived until you experience a dinwiddie heat check

he's right and he's right to say it

"Roberts wrote the majority opinion in Skrmetti, a low quality mix of medical misinformation and legal conclusions that are equal parts tortured and dishonest. This isn't new, however. These are the usual rhetorical tricks of the Roberts Court."

felt like i’d been smoking too much weed but then i realized the world sucks and i don’t care anymore

Ayyye my shirt came!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥@thisiskashmir.com

Getting with the wrong mf can really ruin your skin, health, immune system, mental health, self esteem, your mf life! Yikes!!! Be careful out there! 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Stefon Diggs got Cardi staying in a castle that he rented in Paris. Offbroke could never. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Real shit I get why white people fuck with dr folk so much, there people have been conditioned to not care what a white person is doing in supposedly THEIR country, talk about not burning bridges and then turn up their YouTube on their phone loud as shit 😂

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

It's been so weird to watch a president learn things in real time when fielding a question from the press. Then, whatever word or concept he learns, he uses in the next few social media posts. It's like when a 3rd grader learns a new fact about dinosaurs.

Why is everybody in charge evil man 😂

A lot of people took basic government functions working smoothly for granted

I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now

A party that actually wanted to mobilize young and disillusioned voters would be studying Zohran Mamdani’s campaign like the Bible

No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries. Always money for war.

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

Remember all that “genocide Joe” and “Kamala is a war hawk” shit? Yeah…psyops. It worked.

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

For real tho…

At the very same time Fox is criticizing Gavin Newsom for attending a fundraiser for cancer research, Donald Trump is at his country club in NJ hosting a high-dollar fundraiser for himself with fat-cat mega donors while we are on the brink of war..

Since January 6th, MAGA has been normalizing political violence. Now, after what happened in Minnesota, they’re normalizing political assassinations. We cannot let MAGA turn America into a nation of conspiracy theories and thug violence.

Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"

Raskin: You are not our king, and we are not your subjects. We will never be your subjects. All of us born here on this land are citizens and your executive order is nothing but bad graffiti on the Constitution, and we're going to wash it off today

Using a chatbot for therapy is insane.

The cruelty in today's politics feels horribly corrosive. Bringing up that hard-working immigrant families — undocumented, yes, but not violent criminals — are being ripped apart based on immigration status doesn't bring compassion or even pause, but gleeful cheers.

Double.

For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.

unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

Bluesky isn’t as funny but at least the people who finish in 5th place aren’t as insufferable on here

once again I must tap my own sign

Professionally, I am no longer the “ I’m just happy to be here “ type — and I won’t be elaborating. 🤷🏾‍♂️

They're literally doing the meme

I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee. These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment. Read my full letter to my colleagues here: crockett.house.gov/media/press-...