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watching the Granada TV Sherlock Holmes Red-Headed League, and it's really striking that most grifting today is, if anything, less credible than the scheme in the story

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goddamn I love a picture with an intermission

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let's gooooooo

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love it when certain members of my household decide they need to roll in a big pile of shit that they found (or made) in the backyard and then absolutely lose their minds when they have to be bathed

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Pack the Court. If we are serious about the defense of these rights, we pack the Court. Simple as that. They pack it back, we pack it again. We do it until we reach consensus on long-term reforms to the judiciary. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get it.

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it's been 20+ years since I last watched it, but Yojimbo/用心棒 (1961) still fucking owns bones. Amazing picture, no notes

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hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages video game executive: cool. sounds very normal kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not

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quick stop at Barnes & Noble for some short stories and to start the Criterion 50% off sale right

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Election [黑社會] (2005) is a pretty weird adaptation of the Alexander Payne movie, nonetheless it's a helluva picture

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Ok, this is a twist I did not see coming

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had a visit to the allergist today and my blood pressure was well within the normal, healthy range, so I guess I'm forced to admit that this hellish "running" hobby I've developed is paying off time to eat a fried sandwich

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andrew cuomo won't see your insults but corrupt, serial sexual harassers who are trying to run cities they don't actually live in will

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brad lander primary chuck schumer

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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

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JUST IN: "Tonight was not our night," Cuomo says before adding that he has called Mamdani to congratulate him.

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GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE, ANDREW CUOMO

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Brad Lander: "I also need to thank some of the most important people in my life and on this campaign—I mean, of course, the NYT editorial board. Just kidding, of course: I love Wordle and Connections, but I really urge the Times to cancel their new feature 'Editorial Riddles.' No one likes those."

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god damn this feels amazing

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no reason not to primary chuck schumer now

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anybody who wants to primary Mark Warner next year here in VA, I'm all ears

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In light of Mamdani's performance, is astonishing there aren't more insurgent primary campaigns. Democratic establishment is discredited. Power is just sitting there like a mountain of gold but instead of being guarded by a fire-breathing dragon, it's fossils like Chuck Schumer

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A full week of kick-ass primary results? It's not even my birthday!

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Solidarity to New Yorkers on telling Andrew Cuomo to eat shit from Richmonders who recently told Levar Stoney to eat shit.

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You gotta make less specific promises with this kind of thing

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plan for how you are either: -donating to zohran for the general -donating to an org canvassing for him -taking a shift on doors -phone/text banking there is going to need to be an army working against the amount of super PACs the democratic establishment is about to pop up

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If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.

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✨ Andrew Cuomo eat shit ✨ Bill Clinton buy a coffin ⚰️ I welcome NYC’s charismatic new socialist overlord 🫡 Future begins now

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His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.

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I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far

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time to get stupid with a "very bad songs about NYC" playlist on Spotify

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if this goes the way we hope it goes everyone's gotta get emotionally ready for the real ratfucking that will start immediately

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holy shit

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god forgive me, but Free Bird is a good song to listen to while running

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the dutch have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

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A reminder to check on your elderly neighbors today, but another, more important reminder that many of them will have rigged their homes with traps, waiting for a moment just like this to lure you in. Also, stay hydrated!

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honestly, while this is a troubling sign of his continuingly worsening attitude and mental state, he's also kinda cooking

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richmond.com/news/local/g...

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first "clean out the produce drawer" pasta salad of the summer, along with some sous vide ribs

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DONAKD

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Really kicking myself for not bringing hard drugs to my cousin's wedding

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when it comes to sitting around doing fascist stuff while wearing a silly little hat, at least mussolini’s black fez had a menacing vibe. the large print baseball cap has no gravitas.

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Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.

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GET YOUR WAR ON by the great David Rees, nearly 24 (!) years ago. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...

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I'm at a family wedding and I get to be the awful goblin sharing the news with people

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got my issues with the Catholic Church in particular, and organized Christianity in general, but I wholeheartedly endorse using the priesthood and the power of Christ to shame and impede ICE agents, cops, and other such (metaphorical?) servants of the devil

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