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Happy #mothersday to the best mom I could ever ask for

They removed the coffee machine at the office. I didn't expect this to hit me that hard but honestly what's the point in being alive now?

Seeing 🐶 and 😺 again brought me back to simpler times when we took care of our neopets and asked smarterchild about PG-13 topics

Habemus papem

I've been using copilot way more in the past few days. I've found it really useful as a template generator without having to **actually** define templates. I can just say "look at file x,y,z" and make a new file like that, and it works!

"This release adds the capability to access both the previous (OLD) and current (NEW) values in the RETURNING clause for INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE and MERGE commands." YUGE. Also a uuidv7 generator 🎉 www.postgresql.org/about/news/p...

Alberta Gothic #cdnpoli #abpoli

At our Auckland rally today. Instead of tryna define us, just pay us.

The good news in all of this is that many Albertans may be realizing for the first time that they too are treaty people. If you're a settler in treaty territory you too have a responsibility for that treaty. Treaty texts available here: Know your treaty! #abpoli #canpoli

Holy canoli Kane! Shovel it home! #nhlplayoffs2025

I've literally seen these new age right wing farmcore lunatics argue that nobody gets sick from raw milk. Like dude really? Open a book for once.

If my side project was a person it would have already filed a restraining order against me.

Please get her out

*fingers crossed* dog pope dog pope dog pope

The anticipation is papalable.

BREAKING NEWS: White smoke streams from a chimney atop the Sistine Chapel, signaling to the world that a new pope has been selected.

new pope just dropped

Refactored some code I swore was 'perfect' back in January. It’s a miracle my app even runs. #throwbackthursday except it’s just bad decisions

Any techbros out there that can help me figure out how to use these? #modelM #keyboards