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Please remember that behind every brand account is a real person. And behind that person is a legal department saying “you can’t post that.” And behind that legal department is the social media manager replying “oh I already posted it.”

Beyond Burgers are primarily made with pea and lentil protein and now that my boss has stopped reading, how much more do you think I can get away with before they change the password

Beyond Chicken Pieces are great in tacos. And that’s why I’m bringing up tacos. For totally normal reasons. Ok I’m going to end this post now. Taco, taco, taco

Boss asked me to come up with a "relatable billboard ad" since our account here has "clearly tapped into something." I pitched this. I don't think they'll be asking me again

"Why is every other post like a cry for a help?" It's called having a consistent brand voice, thank you very much

Happy Juneteenth, everyone. Here's hoping we don't completely backpedal on progress and compassion. We all deserve to be the best versions of ourselves with limitless possibilities, never holding anyone back, always raising each other up. Freedom is Love. Freedom is Hope. 💜

If you have two legs, you call trousers "pants." So why don't we call a bra "bras"? I've got two boobs. Don't short change me on my mamms, thankyouverymuch.

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Just want to take a moment to shout out the international reporters helping us get the real story out. When an 80-year-old veteran with a walker is hauled off with his hands zip-tied behind his back, and the media spins it as a “threatening breach” of a police barricade

This is Barron and his son, Carlos. Carlos just came home from an exhausting first day of puppy school. Barron is really proud of him. 13/10 Happy Father's Day, Barron

To those who have not studied history, or forgot, or don’t believe history repeats, take a look. If you still don’t get the connection, then you will live the consequences of your actions, or inaction.

I don't think a lot of people realize how bad 2026 is going to be. Pretty much every major company and government service has to do annual budgets to determine how much to spend through the year. These DOGE cuts won't truly be felt until 2026.

How many Republican lawmakers have been murdered/attacked in their own homes? How many have been targets of kidnapping plots? I need sources. It's hard to search for it right now because these murders & attacks from last night are everywhere on the internet. Curious if it's one-sided or civil war.

Well, isn't this cheerful. www.popularmechanics.com/science/a650...

How many Superman movies do we need? There's nothing wrong with Christopher Reeves. All this other shit is just cash grabs, rehashing what doesn't need rehashing. Like regurgitating Batman or Spiderman all over again, we've already got loads. It's like dogs eating their own puke. Enough already.

Now that reverse racism has been accepted as a real thing by the lower courts, we can expect reverse sexism and reverse ableism to follow suit. Isn't that great! I sure am going to miss having ADA accommodations. Being a woman with a disability, I wonder if I'll be a Martha or work the mines.

I bought Wunder entheogenic nootropic blend mushroom gummies, 1200 mg each. I've never had mushrooms before. What do you recommend for prep? Set out snacks? Blankets & stuffed animals? Do I eat beforehand?

I miscarried twice…once in a toilet. A 9 week pregnancy is the size of a period clot. I flushed the toilet. Today, I could go to jail for that. Jail. For a wanted pregnancy my body rejected and I took care of by myself.

Masked ICE thugs terrorized Chicago yesterday. They lied to immigrants waiting for their court hearing by summoning them for “surprise check-ins” and then assaulted protesters and elected officials. THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.

The GroundNews app gives me a breakdown of articles with ratings based on political lean & factuality. Consistently, the vast majority of Right leaning articles are rated Mixed Factuality, while Center is usually high/very high. It's disappointing how the Right news won't tell the truth.

I'm not paying attention to the news right now because all of that crap turns my stomach. But I know everyone is talking about the musk/trump breakup. I'm, like, 99% certain it's performative. Politicians do this for the metrics all the time. It's like WWE theater.

My sister got me earrings and books for my Little Free Library 💜

I just dropped a bunch of $ at Half Price Books, LGBTQIA+ staff helped me fill my cart. I'll also have transgender books, too. One looks like it's for families to learn how to accept & embrace their kids coming out. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #LittleGayLibrary2025

It's June. It means this month I am making sure my Little Free Library is also my Little Gay Library. I've got one children's book about the history of Pride, and one is not enough. 🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride. May your days be merry and gay.

@thedailyshow.com I love you guys so much & appreciate getting news with comedy, it makes it easier to digest. Would you please not slip in ableist cracks into the show, though? I live in a neurodivergent/ADHD household. ADHD jokes targeted at t.rump "other" us, lump us in with him, & it hurts.

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

Huge applause goes to my husband who watched a fuck ton of Lady Gaga videos & listened to Mayhem in entirety tonight. He's a prog & rock guy, would typically turn his nose up at electro pop. Tonight he got to appreciate the depth & arsenal of her styles, skills, & performance. She's a whole package.

Why aren't lobbyists for tourism industries rallying against healthcare giants & price gouging? Maybe we could afford vacations if we could afford the doctor, but I guess joy & respite aren't as profitable. How else will those poor shareholders afford owning 3 homes, a yacht, & 3 McLaren cars?

Holy shit, Lady Gaga is so weird. And I think I'm in love with her. Mayhem is speaking to my soul. I'm feeling this shit in my chest. There are some Garbage vibes, but, like, so refined, heavy, beautiful, deep. I'm a 90s kid. And it's, so very fucking much, modern art.