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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Is Death Stranding good or bad? The answer is yes. Watch me play Death Stranding for 10 hours and go through my own journey of trying to figure out how I feel about this game. Watch: youtu.be/5puR6pGgojQ?... Donate: tiltify.com/@gameonysus/...

I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand

just remembered that Kingdom of Heaven director's cut is in theatres next Wednesday. even the director's cut has a lot of problems but damn is it pretty. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z2w...

Just reading up on the calamitous Pope Francis kerning scandal.

Devil may cry TV show is pretty awful. Almost watchable. Alas!

Best comedy, sure. Miller's Crossing is their greatest, though.

Here’s a quick video on how I texture my work to make it follow the flow and direction of the shapes :) Let me know what you think and if you want to see more videos like this. #art #illustration #digitalart

CW : SINNERS discussion Can't get over the sequence in SINNERS where preacher boy plays for the crowd. Felt inevitable. Electric. Brand new. To see it unfold in front of my eyes in a packed theater was right up there with my greatest experiences in a theater. This is why I love movies.

The government arguing that it can send anyone it wants to a foreign concentration camp - which is exactly what they're doing by ignoring due process and defying the courts - should absolutely terrify everyone. We are very seriously looking into leaving the county. It is no longer safe here.

i keep thinking about this

ok everyone were returning this evening to share the joy of pdh LIVE on youtube at 7pm for ONE HOUR ONLY. gonna be a twist -- were taking a look at what it means to design a precon-style pdh deck and how i got about doing that. our test case? THIS DRAGON tonight youtube.com/@pdhrc 7pm-8pm cst

kind of like watching your car go up in flames on the side of the highway. undeniably mesmerizing, but also it's your car

This is high art

【MAGIC: THE GATHERING JRPG!!】 The Public Demo is Live! This is my love letter to #MTG and #FinalFantasy, and I can’t wait for you to try it out for yourselves! Just download it from the link (below), and give it a whirl! Can you beat the boss and make it to the end? #MTGJRPG

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

I slowed this down just to make sure I was correctly hearing her ignorant thuggery. “You violated the laws, you are not entitled to due process.”

One winner will receive the Sultai Arisen commander deck! To enter: - follow me - like and repost this post - comment your favorite Tarkir clan and tag 1 friend Winner chosen on 04-Apr. US shipping only. I'm also giving away an Abzan prerelease kit over on IG! #MTGAmbassador #MTGTarkir

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead

Hey Bluesky. Newest piece.

Like recounting a dream or describing a podcast you listened to, if you tell me what chatgpt told you; just know, I'm not listening and instead am thinking about my grocery list.

The Incredible Machine Mega Pack is $2.19 on GOG buff.ly/wh3wX9O

i thought this was truly terrific. a great documentary and worth watching back to back with the new CNN doc on luther vandross

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

My favourite Harrison Ford interview. Drier than the Sahara desert. thr.cm/pjgHrqE

This new website doesn't have the juice.

I want to brick up every Omenpath.

Messed up my feed on here and it's all just screenshots from the other site.