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clayhartedghoul.bsky.social
omicron male || generational talent || 26 || he/they
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i haven’t been on here in a minute since it’s less funny on here, but god damn if this doesn’t remind me of pre-pandemic twitter

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large corporations having merch is crazy. like imagine being a dude walking around wearing an allstate t-shirt

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

dawg i just had honey lemon pepper wings and i for real think i could eat 40 of them mfers

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

this guy didn’t get enough shit for being as wrong as he was

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

under my regime the following types of content will be banned due to their damage to the social fabric: -family vlogs featuring children -white room videos -sex and relationship podcasts -finance videos that aren’t about household budgeting -man on the street interviews

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

under my regime the following types of content will be banned due to their damage to the social fabric: -family vlogs featuring children -white room videos -sex and relationship podcasts -finance videos that aren’t about household budgeting -man on the street interviews

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

chat i’ve accrued like a month worth of paid vacation, would it be crazy if in like august i just disappeared for a month

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t know enough to speak about percentages but just on pure volume, i think edm is the music genre with the most bad music

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

she sounds like a wonderful woman

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

they shoulda called me evel knievel the way i stunt on these hoes

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

always nice to get a positive performance review

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

i deadass thought this was fucked up looking ice cream before reading the post

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

this not a crazy thing to ask for on christmas?

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

i’m a whore for women who wear black lipstick

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

not enough people talk about how rudolph is a one-dimensional, foggy night merchant. dasher easily clears that fraud

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

a lot of people treat dating like it’s a competitive sport or a running a business or some shit instead of what it actually is, spending time with someone who’s company you enjoy and wonder why they’re miserable

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

drank two beers. who want me?

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they shoulda called me cincinnati the way i bang gals

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wait so who was the first pope?

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

we should probably all be getting ready to learn chinese, buddy

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

folks,

submitted 160 days ago • 237 comments

Everyone keeps talking about the price of eggs but I’m over here being radicalized by the cost of a single 20oz soda getting close to $3

submitted 160 days ago • 58 comments

bro really looking at this design again, putting a fucking cape over a letterman jacket over a cardigan is nasty work

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

the “run this country like a business” nonsense always pisses me off, because no you don’t fucking want the government to be a profit seeking entity

submitted 161 days ago • 2 comments

would be pretty funny if luigi mangione was the wrong guy they picked up after the CEO assassin look alike contest

submitted 162 days ago • 74 comments

we’re in a lovable idiot deficit

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

brother it’s 5 days later, why did you still have the gun?

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

relatle is is the most bullshit of the daily games because what do you mean i can’t get to fifth harmony through normani, but i can through bebe rexha

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

my wish for 2025 is that people stop trying to find aesthetically woke ways to be a reactionary

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t take anyone seriously when they fucking whine about people making jokes about some evil mfer dying unless they were one of the brave souls back in 2011 doing the same handwringing when bin laden died

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

if you got conned into buying the hawk tuah crypto currency you deserve to be separated from your money and a responsible adult in your life should have control of your bank account

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

insane dick eating from google tbh

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

i gave kaiju no. 8 the customary three episode trial run but that shit was so ass. i hate an annoying main character

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment

lmaoooo

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i just saw wicked and holy shit it’s incredible how good a job they do of making you hate galinda’s liberal ass

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

trump supporters are the biggest dick eaters alive man

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

it’s hard to imagine a set of flags that better signal support of capital as a concept than the ones listed here

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

just saw my cousin put sugar on greens that already have sugar in them 🙂‍↕️

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Al Roker hasn't pronounced "Saiyan" correctly for like five years in a row now and at this point I say we just go with it.

submitted 173 days ago • 6 comments